Try Not To Die

Try Not To Die

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  • The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter One: The Set-Up

    Welcome back to Try Not To Die, and welcome back... to Auraelia!

    In this mini-campaign taking place in the few days preceding Chapter Eighty-Three, two Acolytes of Mystra and two Glockheed Industries employees plan a daring heist on those responsible for manufacturing the Empire's cruel automatons...!

    Produced by: Ashley Goodwin, Lisa Condemi, and Noah Perito

    Music by: Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Join us on Patreon for our weekly after-show: The Afterlife, bonus episodes including a MOTW three-quel coming soon, and more!


    Sound Effects:

    "Glass-smash" - chewiesmissus

    "Champagne Glasses" - idabrandao

    "office-ambience" - nightwatcher98

    "elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib

    "01-elevator-up" - soundslikewillem 

    "Daytime Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    "concert-audience-applause" - thaighaudio

    "Crowd-laugh" - sagetyrtle

    "crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter" - gregorquendel 

    "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings

    "Industrial Buzz" - bigmanjoe

    "device powering up" - spoonsandlessspoons

    "sparks" - erh

    "subway-door-close" - tweeterdj 

    "sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound 

    "Hissing metal" - vibe-crc-24b

    "whip-crack" - scifisounds

    "rockfall-06" - tim-kahn 

    "rocks-dropped-tumble-2" - halleck 

    "marching-3" - webbfilmsuk

    "robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02

    "bamf" - themfish 

    "fireball-whoosh" - robinhoo76

    "Explosion 01" - tommccann

    "entrance-bell" - zott820 

    "Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

    "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

    "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti


    All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

    Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

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    1 hr 55 min
  • Welcome to Scumside! (Monster of the Week, Pt II)

    Everyone dispose of your water bottles in the provided recycling receptacles- it's time for Part II our MONSTER OF THE WEEK adventure!

    We'll be back next #TNTDTuesday with EPISODE ONE of the CLOUDCARVER CAPER!

    Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Sound Effects:

    “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan
    “lightningcrash” - noisenoir
    “cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
    “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
    “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

    All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

    Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

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    1 hr 27 min
  • Welcome to Scumside! (Monster of the Week, Pt I)

    Welcome to the town of Scumside, where the scum is green, the druids serene, and there's a different monster every week....

    Everybody call your local moonshine plug! It's time to kick back and revisit an old Content Surge from last Halloween. We hope you enjoy this spooky installation of Monster of the Week, Kept by Lisa and starring Noah as Cazzofai the Wicked! Part II out next Tuesday.

    Join our $10 Patreon tier for more monthly bonus episodes like this one!

    Produced by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi

    Music by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi

    Sound Effects:

    “Wagon-arives-altered” - dulcimer guy
    “Door opening 1” - Bowen707
    “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant” - silencyo__silencyo
    “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

    All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

    Additional Sound Effects by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

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    1 hr 39 min
  • Book Club! They Came To Slay

    HELLO! And WELCOME to TNTD's first official Book Club!

    We are so lucky to be joined by Thom James Carter, the author of They Came To Slay, in a discussion about the queer culture of Dungeons and Dragons! In between speaking with Thom, Noah and I discuss why making queer art is important to us, how we create a safe table together, our hopes and dreams for the DnD/fantasy content community moving forward, and more.

     This was a summertime Patreon exclusive episode, but we wanted to open up the conversation to all of our fans. If you're interested in more of these, join us over on our $10 Patreon tier for monthly bonus episodes!

    Produced by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi

    Sound Effects:

    "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

    Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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    1 hr 55 min
  • Announcement! Fall 2022 Schedule

    Thanks for your support as we take a brief break from releasing episodes to record our new mini-campaign: The Cloud Carver Caper! We will see you in November, and in the meantime there will be plenty of bonus content here, as well as on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod.

    Stay well and happy Harvestpeak to all!

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    3 min
  • Chapter Eighty-Three: Shining Light Through the Shadows

    Zola enters Hivërhome and seeks an audience with the Queens Noel and Giselle Shadowshine. Preferably before noon.

    We have REACHED our stretch goal on Patreon, and will be producing a musical episode of Try Not To Die next year! Come join us and help us determine what our next goal will be! at www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod

    Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

    Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

    Sound Effects:

    “Bamf” - themfish

    "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

    “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi

    “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons

    “Deep-space-cargo-bay” - jetsmith88

    “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

    “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

    “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

    "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo

    “Crashing” - smmassuda

    “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

    “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi

    “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir 

    “Forest Daytime” - Michaël Ghelfi

    “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound

    “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

    “Rattling-chains-3” - theshaggyfreak 

    “Broken-metallic” - datasoundsample 

    “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” 

    “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

    “Cellphone-buzz-vibrate-double-fast-table” - framing-noise 

    “Portal-ide” - couchhero 

    “Teleporter-24b” - blondcache

    “Teleport” - outroelison

    "Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL

    All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

    Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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    2 hr 23 min
  • Chapter Eighty-Two: Spilled Sap

    Zola, her mother, and the Familiar Crew fight to protect their new acquaintances from the ghosts of Glaciel.

    We just reached our Patreon goal, and will be making a MUSICAL episode! Thank you for your support, sweet patrons! If you want to come be part of the party, join us over at Patreon.com/trynottodiepod.

    Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Sound Effects:

    “Teleport” - outroelison

    "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

    "ice-frost-spell-skill" - i eminyildirim

    "electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons

    "sparks" - erh

    “Crashing” - smmassuda

    “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

    “Cowbells” - supersciri

    "fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76

    "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo

    “Industrial Buzz” - bigmanjoe

    "device-powering-up" - spoonsandlessspoons

    “Bamf” - themfish

    "water-gushing" - jakobthiesen

    "Wind Temple" - Michaël Ghelfi

    "large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo" - eguobyte 

    “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

    "portle-idle" - couchhero

    “Teleporter-24b” - blondcache

    "crack-glass" - 13fpanska-cerny-jan

    "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

    "crowd-in-panic" - ienba 

    "lightning-crash" - noisenoir 

    “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi

    All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

    Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

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    1 hr 22 min
  • Chapter Eighty-One: And Lost Again

    Zola and her mother squeeze in a little recreational travel.

    Come join us on Patreon to participate in and hear our September book club!

    Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

    Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

    Sound Effects:

    "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

    "portal-idle" - couchhero

    “Teleporter-24b” - blondcache

    “Teleport” - outroelison

    “Bamf” - themfish

    “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi

    "cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu

    "r29-30-breaking-wooden-poles" - craigsmith

    “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

    "gasp" - zerocarina 

    "Dark Elves City" - Michaël Ghelfi

    "marching-3" - webbfilmsuk

    "stonedoor-closingwithboom" - audiotorpedo 

    "Catacombs" - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

    "metal-gate-01" - silentstrikez 

    “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz

    "Walking-in-snowstorm" - taira-komor 

    "Wind-Temple" - Michaël Ghelfi

    “Cowbells” - supersciri

    "electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons

    "device-powering-up" - spoonsandlessspoons 


    All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed  under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

    Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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    1 hr 35 min
  • Chapter Eighty: Lost and Found

    Zola catches everyone up on the last eighteen years, and learns some lore... about herself.

    Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Sound Effects:

    "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

    “Forest Daytime” - Michaël Ghelfi
    "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo
    “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc24b
    “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo
    “Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey
    “Industrial Buzz” - bigmanjoe
    “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
    “Battle with Monsters and MagIc” - - Michaël Ghelfi
    “Cowbells” - supersciri
    “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4
    “Phone-dial” - breviceps
    “Door opening 1" - Bowen707
    “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz
    “That darn dinner bell” - CGEffex
    “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    “Crashing” - smmassuda
    “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez
    “Bonk sound effect” - Gaming Sound FX
    “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi
    “Teleporter-24b” - blondcache
    “Teleport” - outroelison
    “Bamf” - themfish

    All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

    Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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    1 hr 39 min
  • Chapter Seventy-Nine: Familiar Fields

    Through the blustering snow and hail, Zola and Kala seek out their lost packs.

    Join our Patreon if you're looking for bonus content + behind-the-scenes sneak peeks!

    Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Sound Effects:

    "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

    "Forest Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    "rock-tumble-2" - stubb

    "short-hailstorm" -  benboncan

    "heavy-hailstorm-with-thunder" - cinetony

    "bullet-ricochet" - aust-paul

    “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi

    “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

    "ringing-in-the-ears" - hykenfreak 

    “Bamf” - themfish

    "cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu 

    "Big Water Splash" - qubodup

    “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir 

    "water gushing" - jakobthiesen 

    "cowbells" - supersciri

    "Door opening 1" - Bowen707

    "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

    "crashing" - smmassuda

    All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

    Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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    1 hr 34 min

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