Try Not To Die

Try Not To Die

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  • Chapter Ninety-Four: Things Left Unsaid

    Marfin, Brigid, Zola and Trick return to the Material Plane, and catch up on all that they have missed.


    Welcome back!!! There will be six more episodes of Try Not To Die (totaling 100), released over the next six Tuesdays. We truly can not thank you enough for your support over these last 3.5 years, and we can not wait for you to hear this final arc. If you'd like to support us monetarily, we're releasing weekly bonus content on our Patreon!


    Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi


    Sound Effects:

    "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

    “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi

    “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

    “Bamf” - themfish

    “Battle with Monsters and Magi” - Michaël Ghelfi

    “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

    “Water Gushing” - jacobthiesen

    All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/), unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

    Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

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    2 hr 25 min
  • Chapter Ninety-Three: Forgotten Memories

    In Marfin's laboratory, the trio clashes at last against Dean Flae Chantris and the forces of the Omni Malum. Marfin remembers something important.

    Thank you for your continued listenership and support through this arc. We could not do it without our Patreon patrons! We'll be chatting about the finale and what comes next over on The Afterlife tomorrow. We'll be taking April off from posting main feed episodes, but we'll be back in May for the seventh and final arc of Campaign One of Try Not To Die.

    Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Sound Effects:

    "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

    “Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro

    “Champagne Glasses” - idabrandao

    “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

    “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone

    “Bamf” - themfish

    “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

    “Explosion 01” - tommccann

    “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo

    “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - i eminyildirim

    “Bullet-ricohet” - aust-paul

    "crashing" - smmassuda

    “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

    “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind

    “Time-stop” - damnsatinist

    “Smashing glass” -mgmabile

    "cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu

    “Coastal Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    “Leaves-crunching” - caileykehoe

    “Small-fountain-greenway-garden” - bigsoftie

    “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir

    “Crowd-in-panic” - Ienba

    "Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL

    “Stone-on-stone” - thanvannispen

    “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

    "teleporter-24b" - blendcache

    "teleport" - outroelison

    “Wood splintering” - craigsmith

    “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi

    All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/), unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

    Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

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    2 hr 23 min
  • Announcement! Spring 2023 Schedule

    Happy #TNTDTuesday! No new episode today, but here is a little information about our plans for the next month. We'll be back next Tuesday (April 4th) with the finale episode of this arc.


    Read our arc recaps at trynottodiepod.com, and support us on our Patreon at patreon.com/trynottodiepod! We also have a Tiktok now- follow us @trynottodiepod!


    Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

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    2 min
  • Chapter Ninety-Two: The Inevitable

    In the penultimate episode of our sixth arc, Smyte, Brigid and Zola delve the depths of Marfin's mansion, stumbling upon that which is... Inevitable.

    We'll be back next week with the finale of this arc! Join our $5 Patreon tier to hear our NEXT WEEK'S episode of The Afterlife, where we discuss this episode + the finale!


    Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin.

    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi


    Sound Effects:

    "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti 

    “Wind-blowing-and-howling-in-a-plastic-bottle-in-the-desert-of-chile” - felixblume

    "cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu

    "teleporter-24b" - blendcache

    "teleport" - outroelison

    "crashing" - smmassuda

    “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    “Big Water Splash” - qubodup

    “Door opening 01” - Bowen707

    "Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo

    “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with sound

    “Phone-dial” - breviceps

    “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

    “Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro

    "Bubbling" - infernus2

    "Beer fermenter gurgling" - SpliceSound

    All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/), unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

    Additional Sound

    Effects by Noah Perito.

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    2 hr 11 min
  • Chapter Ninety-One: Voidmaker

    The knowledge of the void cannot be escaped.

    Join our $5 Patreon tier to hear our post-episode talkback show, The Afterlife, where the DM lowers the screen and there are conspiracies galore! New episodes released every other Wednesday at 9AM EST.

    Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin

    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Sound Effects:

    "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti 

    “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi
    "rattling-drawer-box" - draftcraft
    "rummaging-through-items" - jandre160108
    "cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu
    "medievalarmymarchingloop" - yap-audio-production
    "gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer
    "teleporter-24b" - blendcache
    "teleport" - outroelison
    "rock-tumble-2" - stubb
    "explosion-01" - tommccann
    "rockfall-06" - tim-kahn  
    “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
    "crashing" - smmassuda
    "bamf" - themfish
    "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

    Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

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    1 hr 43 min
  • Chapter Ninety: A Familiar Face

    The crew deals with Marfin's bouncer; later, they cross paths with an old foe and potential friend. Brigid returns to the site of a previous adventure.

    Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin and Lisa Condemi

    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Join our Patreon to support the show, check out 3+ years of monthly bonus episodes, and hear us talk about the show every other Wednesday!

    Sound Effects:

    "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti 

    “City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    “Big Water Splash” - qubodup
    “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
    “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache
    “Teleport” - outroelison
    “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
    “Bamf” - themfish
    “Crashing” - smmassuda
    "door smash" - eneaz 
    "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 
    "cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu 
    “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
    “Bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul
    “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
    “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
    “Ship Cabin” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    “Purring” - Shisha the Cat
    “Water Gushing” - jakobthiesen
    “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    "whip-crack" - scifisounds 
    “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

    All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/), unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

    Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito and Shisha the Cat.

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    1 hr 58 min
  • Chapter Eighty-Nine: Always Pay Your Debts

    After a disastrous journey to the land of cheese, the trio goes on a door-opening spree, meeting more of Marfin's "friends" and raising further questions about his strange collection of demiplanes.

    Check out our $5 Patreon tier tomorrow (Wednesday) to hear our post-episode show, The Afterlife, where we'll be discussing the last two chapters, conspiring about the rest of the arc, and giving plenty of peeks behind the screen~

    Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Sound Effects:

    "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti 

    “Purring” - Shisha the Cat
    “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
    "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 
    “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi
    "door smash" - eneaz 
    “Bees-in-the-desert-mexico” - felixblume
    “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    "cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu 
    "whip-crack" - scifisounds 
    “Ship Cabin” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    “prairiesummer_ambience” - dsebeste
    “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi 
    “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir
    “Rain-storm-evosmos-salonika-0151-2109” - alik

    All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

    Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito and Shisha the Cat.

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    1 hr 42 min
  • Chapter Eighty-Eight: A Sinking Feeling

    After finding themselves floundering in the deep end, our heroes seek higher ground. Zola speaks more closely with NP.

    Check us out on Patreon! Your donations help us make cool art for the show, get better sound equipment, and dream up cool new things. This month's upcoming Valentine's Day themed Content Surge, a mad dating show parody/fugue-state starring Paragon and featuring a star-studded cast of Emaralian baddies, is positively... unhinged!

    Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Sound Effects:

    “Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

    “Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b
    “Bonk sound effect” - Your Boy Lloris
    “Whip-crack” - scifisounds
    “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
    “Bamf” - themfish
    “Waterexplo” - inferno
    “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
    “Teleport” - outroelison
    “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache
    “Portal-idle” - couchhero
    “Beer Fermenter Gurgling” - SpliceSound
    “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
    “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
    “Door opening 01” - Bowen707

    All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Your boy Lloris. 

    Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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    1 hr 37 min
  • Chapter Eighty-Seven: The Pit

    As time ticks on, Zola, Brigid and Smyte unearth some of the deeper horrors contained within Marfin's multi-planar mansion.

    Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi & Ashley Goodwin

    Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

    Sound Effects: 

    "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

    "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo
    "Door opening 1" - Bowen707
    “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    "door smash" - eneaz
    “Coins-fall-2” - belanhud
    “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo
    “Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles
    “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
    “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
    “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
    "bamf" - themfish
    "cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu
    “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi
    “Big Water Splash” - qubodup
    “Rockfall-06” - Tim-kahn
    “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb
    “City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    “Walking-through-thick-wet-mud” - walthamstow_walker
    "sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound
    “Water Gushing - jakobthiesen
    “Crashing” - smmassuda
    "hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b
    "whip-crack" - scifisounds
    “Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

    All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. 

    Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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    1 hr 46 min
  • Chapter Eighty-Six: Finders, Keepers

    With the ghosts of their pasts close behind them, Brigid, Smyte and Zola search desperately for Marfin through the many rooms of his multi-planar mansion.

    Join us at 7PM EST TONIGHT! on twitch.tv/trynottodiepod, where we'll be celebrating our third birthday with a livestream!

    Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin

    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Sound Effects: 

    "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

    "Door opening 1" - Bowen707
    “Coastal Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    "fan-1" - denstoltejyde
    “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    "sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound
    "door smash" - eneaz
    "marching-3" - webbfilmsuk
    "bamf" - themfish
    "industrial buzz" - bigmanjoe
    “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
    “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
    "crowd-in-panic" - ienba
    "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo
    "cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu
    "whip-crack" - scifisounds
    “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo
    "hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b

    All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. 

    Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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    2 hr 14 min

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