Try Not To Die

Try Not To Die

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  • Musemakers - Ch 7: Tragedy

    THIS WEEK, on Musemakers: Things outside of the competition begin to heat up.

    Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Sound Effects:
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    “Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master
    “Door opening 1” - Bowen707
    “Big Water Splash” - qubodup
    “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
    “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
    “Explosion with Ear Ringing” - Royalty Free FX
    “Crowd-in-panic” - Ienba
    “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi
    “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
    “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim
    “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b
    “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi
    “Indoor-adult-murmur-large-group” - splicesound
    “Gasp” - zerocarina
    “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez|
    “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo
    “Working-with-hammer-on-anvil-1” - arnaud-coutancier
    “Portal-idle” - couchhero
    “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel
    “Town Traffic On A Wet Road - No Copyright Sound Effects” - Audio Library
    “Car-horns-morocco” - jjamespacap
    “Cellphone-alarm-clock-long” - greenworm
    “Bong-rip-full” - rentless
    “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir
    “30 minutes of New York Subway Sounds” - Relaxing Recordings
    “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
    “gore_gory_blood_smash_flesh_murder_bone_break” - ericssoundschmiede
    “Breaking-bones” - sheyvan
    “Entrance-bell” - zott820
    “Angry-crowd-fight” - mrrap4food
    “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
    “R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith
    “Simulated wood crash 02” - Jagadamba
    “Crashing” - smmassuda
    “Bamf” - themfish
    “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4
    “Glass-smash” - chewiesmissu
    “Wind-blowing-and-howling-in-a-plastic-bottle-in-the-desert-of-chile” - felixbe
    “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan
“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/AudionautiAll sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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    2 hr 42 min
  • Musemakers - Ch 6: History

    THIS WEEK, ON MUSEMAKERS! Shabby alliances crumble under the pressure! Iconia shares more about her motivations! And the contestants are buzzing to start the next muse's challenge!

    Join our Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife!


    Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin

    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi


    Sound Effects:
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

    “Dishes Falling Smashing Sound Effects” - All Sounds

    “Ariana Grande’s ACAPPELLA Whistle Notes” - Youtube Shorts

    “Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master

    “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

    “Door opening 1” - Bowen707

    “Portal-idle” - couchhero

    “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

    “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

    “Sitcom laughter applause” - Gaming Sound FX

    “Sitcom crowd ooh” - SamGordonRHK
“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

    All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

    Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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    2 hr 43 min
  • Musemakers - Ch 5: Love

    This time on Musemakers: Cupid's arrow strikes the hearts of every contestant as they embark on a love-themed challenge! Dito binges some prestige television, and Cora hunts for a missing contestant.

    Join us next Tuesday 1/30 on our twitch @trynottodiepod for our fourth annual birthday livestream! We can't believe we've been making this show for FOUR YEARS, and we want to celebrate with you! Keep an eye on our Instagram or Patreon for timing deets.

    And as always, join us on Patreon for monthly Afterlife and bonus episodes!

    Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin

    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Sound Effects:
“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    “Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master

    “Magpie” - straget

    “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b_1
“Portal-idle” - couchhero

    “Bamf” - themfish

    “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

    “R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - craigsmith

    “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz

    “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

    “gasp” - zerocarina

    “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte

    “Sitcom crowd ooh” - SamGordonRHK

    “Sitcom laughter applause” - Gaming Sound FX

    “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

    All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

    Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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    2 hr 59 min
  • Announcement! - January 2024

    HELLO and HAPPY NEW YEAR! Just popping in to keep you updated on the months ahead, and the second half of our Musemakers campaign. For our Birthday Livestream on January 30th be sure to follow us on twitch: twitch.tv/trynottodiepod and twitch.tv/noahtheinfuriator

    Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito.

    Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.


    Sound Effects:

    “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

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    2 min
  • Musemakers - Ch 4: Dance

    This time, on Musemakers: the hunt for icons continues, Dito seeks out some unlikely allies, and Cora is left to stand as a pillar on her own.

    We'll be taking a break for the holidays and some travel, and will be BACK with the 5th episode of Musemakers in late January. Until then, check out more Loose Threads from Campaign One, episodes of the Afterlife, and a special Frostjoy-themed Content Surge, all on our Patreon!

    Produced by: Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, Lisa Condemi

    Music by: Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

    Sound Effects:

    “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

    “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    “Portal-idle” - couchhero

    “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

    “Window breaking”- m1a2t3z4

    “Foret Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

    “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

    “Champagne-glasses” - idabrandao

    “Magpie” - straget

    “Sitcom laughter applause” - Gaming Sound FX

    “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

    “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi

    “Taking-photo-with-camera” - windwalk_entertainment

    “Ariana Grande’s A Cappella Whistle Notes” - Youtube Shorts, Ariana Grande

    “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b_1

    “Bamf” - themfish

    “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

    “Explosion with Ear Ringing” - Royalty Free FX

    “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone

    “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

    “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

    All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

    Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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    2 hr 19 min
  • Musemakers - Ch 3: Music

    This week, on Musemakers: Cora feels the sting of guilt while Dito rubs shoulders with the greats and begins his own search for an icon. Will our bards prove they have perfect pitch? Or will they find themselves falling flat? Let’s find out!

    Apologies for the audio quality issues, we had a microphone issue caused by our move to remote recording that has since been resolved.

    Episodes of Musemakers premiere bi-weekly on Tuesdays!

    Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi

    Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

    Sound Effects:

    “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - Gregorquendel

    “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    “Magpie” - straget

    “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

    “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

    “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

    “Laughing Audience Sound Effect” - Gaming Sound FX

    “Taking-a-photo-with-camera” - windwalk_entertainment

    “Lightning crash” - noisenoir

    “Whip-crack” - scifisounds

    “Ariana Grande’s ACAPPELLA Whistle Notes” - Ariana Grande, Youtube Shorts

    “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun With Sound

    “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

    “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

    “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti


    All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, Viral Vids NL, or Youtube Shorts.

    Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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    2 hr 35 min
  • Musemakers - Ch 2: Discipline

    This week, on Musemakers: the hunt for icons is ON! Cora Lacrima catches up on some (un)assigned reading! and our contestants will prove just who has the discipline to be the greatest bard there is...!

    Episodes of Musemakers premiere bi-weekly on Tuesdays! Catch monthly episodes of the Afterlife, the Content Surge, and other bonus content on our Patreon!

    Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi

    Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

    Sound Effects:

    “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    “Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

    “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

    “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

    “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - Gregorquendel

    “Awww-than-applause-and-chattering” - xtrgamr

    “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

    “Hissing Metal” - vibe_crc-24b

    “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

    “Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah

    “Explosion with ear ringing” - Royalty Free FX

    “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone

    “Explosion 01” - tommccann

    “Bamf” - themfish|

    All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

    Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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    2 hr 59 min
  • Musemakers - Official Promo

    We'd like to tell you a story. One of passion, one of betrayal... and one of bards! Tune in next Tuesday, October 31st, for the first episode of Campaign II: Musemakers.

    Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin & Lisa Condemi

    Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

    Sound Effects:

    "Bamf" - themfish of freesound.org

    "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds

    Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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    3 min
  • Musemakers - Ch. 1: Comedy

    CAMPAIGN II PREMIERE

    Welcome... to MUSEMAKERS! The bombastic battle of the bards where two competitors, above the rest, will compete for the greatest prize in the multiverse...

    Musemakers will premiere biweekly on Tuesdays, with monthly episodes of The Afterlife, our talk-back show, plus more bonus content on our Patreon!

    Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi

    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Sound Effects:

    “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - Gregorquendel

    “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

    “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte

    “Book Sound Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti

    “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    “Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    “Magpie” - straget_1

    “Portal-idle” - couchhero

    “Angry-crowd-fight” - mrrap4food

    “Hotel-bell” - iwanplays

    “Crowdmobriot-noise-voices-only-14-people-2-minutes-henry-iv” - fillmat

    “Stampede” - bevibeldesign

    “Laugh-group-of-children” - funwithsound

    “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan

    “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

    “Bamf” - themfish

    “Sitcom laughter applause” - Gaming Sound FX

    “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

    “Clown Horn Sound Effect” - sound effects

    “Sitcom Crowd OOH” - SamGordonRHK

    “Laughing Audience Sound Effect” - Allsounds

    “Taking-photo-with-camera” - windwalk_entertainment

    “Crumpling-paper-fx” - jammaj

    “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

    “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi

    “Evening-in-the-country” - inchadney

    “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo_silencyo

    “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

    “Hissing Metal” - vibe_crc-24b

    “Crying-newborn-baby-child” - the_yura

    All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

    Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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    2 hr 58 min
  • Musemakers: Session 0

    Come one, come all to the most bombastic battle of the bards that has ever graced the multiverse’s eyes, ears, and souls! This... is MUSEMAKERS! an intergalactic show where your favorite bards will compete for a truly wish-worthy prize...

    In this Session 0 for our second campaign, Dungeon Master Noah Perito teases the setting and backstory of the Musemakers competition, while Ashley Goodwin and Lisa Condemi discuss their potential PC's.

    Produced by: Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, Lisa Condemi

    Music by: Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi

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    35 min

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