Try Not To Die

Jassifer and Clover wade knee-deep into the acidic drama of small village Stincan's Gowt, and learn that Oddjobs' intervention isn't always welcome everywhere.

Special thanks to our Patreon patrons, who donate to the show and in exchange get access to episodes both early and bonus, behind the scenes content from campaigns, the soundtrack of the show, and more. Thanks also to our network: Lore Party Media!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo 

“Glass-smash” - chewiesmissus

“egg_shells_cracked_mimicking_bone_breaking” - artninja 

“Door opening 1” - Bowen707

“Crashing” - smmassuda

“R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - craigsmith 

“Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv

“vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham 

“Tires-squeaking” - rutgermuller 

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

“Gloves-latex-rubber-snap” - kyles 

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Ever have just the craziest first day at work ever? Jassifer and Clover LEAP into their first mission from HQ: traveling to a new world to help a village named Stincan's Gowt with their dragon-related issues.

Special thanks to our network, Lore Party Media; and to our patrons for their support! You can become a Patreon patron for as little as $1 a month and still support the show!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro

“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj

“Elevator-ding” - collierhscolinlib

“elevator_strange_grinding” - zabuhailo 

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Tires-squeaking” - rutgermuller 

“Teleport” - outroelison 

“Teleport-24b” - blendcache 

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist

“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind 

“Bamf” - themfish 

“Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv

“Door opening 1” - Bowen707

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo 

“Wooden door smash” - Eneasz

“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Thank you employees for your hard work this year. While we only acknowledge the FISCAL year's end, we WILL grant your requested PTO. See you in January for your first mission! And if you miss us before then, check out our Patreon, where we'll be releasing a very special Oddjobs-themed holiday episode!

(And a reminder you can also watch ad-free vodcasts and get tons of bonus content (like our after-show, monthly hour+ long episodes, the digital score to the show, and more) there... there being on our Patreon!!! We could NOT make this show without our gorgeous, tragic patrons!)

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito

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OFFICIALLY onboarded as an employee of Oddjobs LLC, it's time for Jass to get a tour of HQ and meet a few of her... unusual coworkers. Next on our Patreon: the Afterlife (our exclusive Patreon aftershow) and a special Oddjobs themed holiday episode!

Special thanks to Bodie @bodieh https://www.slowquest.com/ for letting us use his Magi-Vend! Support him on his Patreon: https://www.slowquest.com/patreon 

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Thank you to our network, Lore Party Media!

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib

“Elevator” - kgarman314

“elevator_strange_grinding” - zabuhailo

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj

“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro

“Door opening 1” - Bowen707

“Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Klaxon Alarm Sound” - Lord Sandwich

“Bamf” - themfish

“Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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An interview with Odessa Magisteria, the CEO of Oddjobs: what an opportunity! Now Jassifer just needs to make it out through the trial process... alive.

Special thanks to our network, Lore Party Media; and to our patrons for their support! You can become a Patreon patron for as little as $1 a month and still support the show!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant” - silencyo__silencyo

“Whip-crack” - scifisounds

“Bam” - themfish

“Door opening 1” - Bowen707

“Glass-smash” -chewiesmiss

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Arriving at Oddjobs HQ, Jassifer meets the mysterious woman in charge, and makes the most of a unique employment opportunity!

We're a proud Lore Party Media podcast! Check out their other shows, and check out our Patreon as well, where we release bonus content every month - like this month's Content Surge, where we're watching and reviewing Krull (1983)!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Nyc-ambience” - purpleaux

“Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b

“Crashing” - smmassuda

“Car-door-opening-05” - pnmcarrierailfan

“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Doorbells-5”? - happyband

“Radio07” - theplax

“Apartment-entrance-someone-buzzed-in-door-open-hallway-steps-echo-bgsound” - Kyles

“Hp-office-keyboard” - Geoff-bremner-audio

“High-performance-car-engine-turning-over-wont-start” - mrrap4food

“Elevator-ding” - colliershs-colinlib

“Arcane Gate” - Michaël Ghelfi

“01-elevator-up” - soundslikewillem

“Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro

“Door opening 1” - Bowen707

“Bamf” - themfish

“Record scratch” - Luffy

“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj

“High Heels Sound Effect” - background sound effects

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Fleeing the lich formerly known as Grimgrave's rotten lair, Jassifer hitches a (bumpy) ride with Clover. Their destination? Oddjobs Headquarters.

We're a proud Lore Party Media podcast! Check out their other shows, and check out our Patreon as well, where we are working hard to release bonus content multiple times EVERY! SINGLE! MONTH!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Crashing” - smmassuda

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Device-powering-up” - spoonsandlessspoons

“Bamf” - themfish

“Nyc-ambience” - purpleaux

“Crowd-in-panic” - ienba

“Vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham

“Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan

“Time-slow-down” - Patricklieberkind

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

“Horse Gallop Sound Effect” - Sound Effect Database

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Thank you, honored employees, for your hard work through Arc 1 of our newest campaign. We'll be back in office next Tuesday, with the first episode of Arc 2! Then it's off to Oddjobs HQ for orientation - bring a pencil and your resurrected soul. <3

(And a reminder you can watch ad-free vodcasts and get tons of bonus content (like our after-show, monthly hour+ long episodes, the digital score to the show, and more) on our Patreon. We could NOT make this show without our stunning beautiful patrons!)

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito

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In this finale of Arc I of Oddjobs, Jass and Clover fight their way out of the dungeon formerly known as Grimgrave's lair, encountering cultists and the world's worst designated driver.

We'll be off next week between arcs but BACK on November 19th with the first episode of Arc 2!

You can hear ad-free episodes, watch the vodcast version of our show, access our musical library for your own D&D sessions, and listen to hundreds of hours of bonus content (like monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife), all on our Patreon!

We're a proud member of Lore Party Media, a network of podcasts dedicated to celebrating the power of stories. You can come chat about the show in our Discord channel!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Catacombs” - Swordcoast Soundscapes

“Record Scratch” - Luffy

“Rock-tumble-2” - stubb

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

“Wooden door smash” - Eneasz

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Crashing” - smmassuda

“Glass-smash” - chewiesmissus

“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

“High-performance-car-engine-turning-over-won’t-start” - mrrap4food

“Vintage Army Jeep Driving Off Road Sound Effect” - Sound Effect Database

“Time-slow-down” - Patricklieberkind

“Timestop” - damnsatinist

“Bamf” - themfish

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

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Jassifer and Clover dungeon delve... in reverse. Watch out for Goo.

You can hear ad-free episodes, watch the vodcast version of our show, access our musical score for your own D&D sessions, and listen to hundreds of hours of bonus content (like monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife), all on our Patreon!

We're a proud member of Lore Party Media, a network of podcasts dedicated to celebrating the power of stories. You can come chat about the show in our Discord channel!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Catacombs” - Swordcoast Soundscapes

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

“Crashing” - smmassuda

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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