Try Not To Die

New quest, new me~ Jassifer wakes up under a brand new contract.

You can hear ad-free episodes, watch the vodcast version of our show, access our musical score for your own D&D sessions, and listen to hundreds of hours of bonus content (like monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife), all on our Patreon!

We're a proud member of Lore Party Media, a network of podcasts dedicated to celebrating the power of stories. You can come chat about the show in our Discord channel!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey 

“Glass-smash” - chewiesmissus

“Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Hello, and welcome... to Oddjobs!

In this season premiere, we meet Jassifer the no-nonsense goblin commander at the pinnacle of her greatest mission: defeating Grimgrave, the powerful lich that resides over her cursed land of Erdheim...

The next episode (Chapter 2: In Debt) will be released to our patrons at 10am EST TODAY! You can find it and tons of other bonus content on our Patreon.

We are thrilled to be a new part of Lore Party Media, a network of podcasts dedicated to celebrating the power of stories! You can come chat about the show in our Discord channel!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Waterfall-small-d” - inspectorj 

“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu 

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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We are SO back! Next Tuesday, October 15th, we launch ourselves into a new campaign, a new world, new characters, new allies and foes - but the same old us - with the first episode of Campaign 3: Oddjobs!

We are thankful + psyched to be part of Lore Party Media. Check out their shows at loreparty.com!

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

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Ever wanted to listen to Try Not To Die, or another great Dungeons & Dragons podcast, but literally have no idea what is going on? Trying to get your grandma into the show? Just want to get into tabletop roleplaying games in general? Here's a quick primer on the mechanics of D&D 5E and how they play into an actual-play!

Send this to your grandma! Now!

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Simulated wood crash 02” - Jagadamba

“Wood splintering” - craigsmith

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo

“Explosion 01” - tommccann

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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GREETINGS ADVENTURERS! We hope you're enjoying your summer - just popping in to give an update of what's going on this for US this summer as well as when you can expect new mainfeed content. Thank you as always for your support, and until next time, TRY NOT TO DIE!

Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito.

Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

Sound Effects:

"Daytime Forest" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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And we’re back! The finale of Musemakers continues with the ninth challenge: 3 Bards. 3 stories. 1 wish on the line. Who will be the one to amuse the muses?

Thank you all for supporting us through this, our second campaign - words cannot express how grateful we are to have you as a fan of the show. We of course have to give a special thanks to our Eldritch patrons - ALL HAIL! Anita, Any Major Dude, Ashley, Becca B, Bugroots, Colleen, Coll and Ian, Eclair, Elana, Emily, Grace, Hope, Jacob, James, Jeff, Joey, Karen, Kate, Katie, Leo, May, Morgan, Nat, Nekola, Paige, Patrick, Roni, Sahara, and of course, our PRODUCER PADDY Patrick Brandstätter and PRODUCER DADDIES Drew Bailey, Sam Golden, Becca Mount and Rose Evelyn Campbell - we thank you for these podcasting powers, and promise to raise hell in your names!

If you would like to become an eldritch patron check out our ⁠Patreon⁠! We will be posting bonus content throughout our break between campaigns, so go sign up to get access to that and HUNDREDS of hours of bonus content we've already released!

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Small Marketplace” - Sword coast Soundscapes

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Sitcom Laughter Applause” - Gaming Sound Effect

“Microphone Feedback” - Sound FX

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

“Big Switch Sound Effects” - All Sounds

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu 

“Crowd-in-panic” - ienba

“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Bamf” - themfish

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Explosion with Ear Ringing” - Royalty Free FX

“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir

“01326-falling-broken-mandoline-1” - robinhood76

“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

“Flesh-rip” - alvarojmarquez

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo 

“Teleport” - outroelison 

“Teleporter-24b” - blendcache 

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist 

“R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

“Snapping-chain_1” - cosmicembers

“Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master

“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Welcome... to the FINALE of Musemakers! In this first installment of our tale's finale, the curtain begins to fall- and so does the facade.

Join us on Patreon for monthly bonus content and our post-episode talk-back show, The Afterlife!

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master
“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b
“Magpie” - straget
“Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“Champagne Glass” - idabrandao
“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
“Crashing” - Smmassuda
“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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This time... on Musemakers! There exist secrets, past and present. Only the stars may illuminate the path to the truth.

Join us on Patreon for our monthly talk-back show and bonus episodes! Your support is priceless to us. <3

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

“Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Swimming Breaking Surface” - 13gpanskavalachristoffer

“Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir

“Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b

“Water Dripping” - noahtheinfuriator

“Timber-tree-falling-1” - matt_beer

“Real T-Rex” - Studiomod

“City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist

“Laugh-group-of-children” - funwithsound

“brazilian_waterfall_river” - superstudiobr

“Crowd-boo” - deleted-user2104797

“Gasp” - zerocarina

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Here's what's happened so far... on this season of Musemakers!

With the flames of competition growing ever hotter, the fates of the contestants AND the judges are at stake...

We'll be back next #TNTDTuesday with the eighth episodes of Musemakers! In the meantime, join us over on our Patreon for monthly bonus content!

Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito.

Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

Sound Effects:

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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HOORAY ANOTHER SCHEDULING UPDATE!!! Thank you all for your patience as we march into the mess that 2024 has decided to become. Don't forget to check our socials @trynottodiepod for more updates and, of course, our patreon https://www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod for all our bonus content! 

Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito.

Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/AudionautiAdditional

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