Try Not To Die

What makes a home a home? Jass tours the final few apartments on her list, before she and Goo have an explosive encounter on the WYRM!

Join our $5 tier to watch the vodcast of this episode (which heavily features Lisa's cat, Clover), plus the Afterlife, our Patreon-exclusive talkback show where we discuss the plot, DM tips, conspiracies (and where all the wild bits get unleashed)!

Thank you to our wonderful network Lore Party Media - check out their shows here!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren

“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind

“Bamf” - themfish

“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo

“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Crowd-in-panic” - ienba

“Crashing” - smmassuda

“Tires-squeaking” - Rutgermuller

“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

“00375-saloon-doors-2” - robinhood76

“Smashing-an-acoustic-guitar” - mystovski

“Whip-crack” - scifisounds

“Door opening 1” - Bowen707

“metalrattle_drawbridge” - jorickhoofd

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Fx-beep-bomb-countdown-3” - tilidesign

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

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Still considering her housing options, Jassifer runs into some nasty transit delays... and another reminder of home.

Shout out Joey's Journey for the inspiration for the bar brawl mechanic. His website looks to be offline but if it goes back up we will post the link here! And thank you as always to our network, Lore Party Media, as well as our wonderful patrons over on Patreon! We're watching Knightriders by George A Romero for the $10 tier this month and it was a blast to record!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist

“Bamf” - themfish

“Nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

“Arcane Sword” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Wall of Fire” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Explosion” - tommccann

“Crashing” - smmassuda

“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

“Tires-squeaking” - rutgermuller

“Car-driving-ambience” - priesjensen

“Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv

“Censorbeep5s” - bthv

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Home is where you hang your shortsword! Jassifer rides the Wyrm and explores new boroughs on her search for an apartment.

The biggest THANK YOU always goes to our wonderful patrons, who support the show with a few bucks a month in exchange for the vodcast version of our show, musical downloads, monthly bonus episodes, and our post-arc talkback show, The Afterlife. And special thanks as always to our network, Lore Party Media - check out their shows here!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Portal-idle” - couchhero 

“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind 

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist 

“Bamf” - themfish

“Nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren

“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

“Door opening 1” - Bowen707

“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

“Coins-fall-2” - belanhud 

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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 Our Oddjobs employees clock out for the first time since Jassifer's resurrection. Jassifer gets a reminder of home.

Join our Patreon and get the vodcast version of the show for as little as $1 or if you're a MILLIONAIRE like Odessa (just guessing, Noah) you can spend $5/$10 to get access to our talk-back show, The Afterlife, and our monthly bonus episode, the Content Surge. (Last month's Content Surge starred Clover and Jassifer and uhhh let's just say Noah didn't go easy on us...)

Thank you to our network, Lore Party Media! Check out their shows!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind 

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist 

“Portal-idle” - couchhero 

“Bamf” - themfish

“Walking-into-chambers-street-station-as-a-train-arrives-nyc-subway” - ericnorcross81

“Nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren

“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj

“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

“Door opening 1” - Bowen707

“Record Scratch” - Luffy

“Books-falling” - theshaggyfreak

“Cha-ching” - deleted_user_96253

“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

“coffeemachine_-full” - maretty21

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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ARC 4 PREMIERE! Having returned from their first Oddjobs mission together, Jass and Clover meet with Odessa to discuss their profits... and their debts.

Thank you to our wonderful network, Lore Party Media!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Record Scratch” - Luffy

“Teleporter-24b” - blendcache 

“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind 

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist 

“Teleport” - outroelison 

“Portal-idle” - couchhero 

“Bamf” - themfish

“Vehicle-smal_car_burnout_version-1” - Scott_snailham 

“Tires-squeaking” - rutgermuller

“Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv

“Elevator-ding” - colliershs-colinlib

“elevator_strange_grinding” - zabuhailo 

“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj

“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro 

“Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02

“doorgate_a-heavy-metal-door-on-the-garden-gate_2m - newlocknew

“metalrattle_drawbridge” - jorickhoofd

“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b

“Whip-crack” - sci-fi sounds

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

“Coins-fall-2” - belanhud 

“turnstile_rx” - strikingtwice

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Could this have been an email? Perhaps - but then you wouldn't get to hear us bully Fetch more! We'll be back NEXT WEEK with the first episode of Arc 4 of Oddjobs!

In the meantime, check out our Patreon for monthly bonus episodes (the Content Surge!) and our talkback show that is released every month (the Afterlife!) Plus the musical soundtrack to the show, and plenty of other tasty behind the scenes content!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito

Sound Effects:

censorbeep5s - bthv of Freesound.org 

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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There are two sides to every story... Face to face with the magistrate of Stincan's Gowt, Jassifer and Clover investigate the disappearance of Zuria's egg, and the town guards' involvement.

Catch bonus episodes, our talkback show The Afterlife, and the vodcast on our Patreon! And thank you to Lore Party Media - our incredible network which hosts many other wonderful shows you should check out!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Door opening 1” - Bowen707

“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Explosion 01” - tommccann

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo

“Magic-missiles” - spookymodem

“Bamf” - themfish

“Crashing” - smmassuda

“Bank-vault-combination-lock-sound-v3” - pixeliota

“Wooden door smash” - Eneasz

“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

“Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv

“Vehicle-smal_car_burnout_version-1” - Scott_snailham

“Car-driving-ambience” - priesjensen

“Tires-squeaking” - rutgermuller

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b

“Record scratch” - Luffy

“Teleporter-24b” - blendcache

“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist

“Teleport” - outroelison

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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On the hunt for new mother Zuria's missing egg, Jassifer and Clover face the spirits of the forest... and some small-town bureaucracy.

Thanks as always to our network: Lore Party Media! Check out their ongoing shows over at loreparty.com

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Lightnincrash” - noisenoir

“Electric-zap” - michael-grinnell

“Electric-wire-03” - gleaner de sons

“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun With Sound

“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind

“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b

“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone

“Submarine-sonar” - breviceps

“Car-door-open-05” - pnmcarrierailfan

“Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv

“Vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - Scott_snailham

“foliage_rustling_001” - duckduckpony

“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Renault-master-f3500-dci135-foley-horn-outside-mono” - soundholder

“Key-fob” - shakaharu

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Jassifer and Clover get a front-row seat to Zuria's tour of terror, before word of a younglin' complicates matters.

Thank you to our network: Lore Party Media. Check out their ongoing shows over at loreparty.com!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup of Freesound.org

“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Cha-ching” - deleted_user_96253 on Freesound.org

“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b_1 on Freesound.org

“Coins-fall-2” - belanhud on Freesound.org

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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While seeking out the dragon that terrorizes Stincan's Gowt, Jassifer and Clover encounter more local wildlife - including a group of die-hard acid-heads.

Thank you to our lovely patrons on Patreon! They give us a few bucks each month, and in return get access to monthly bonus episodes, the soundtrack of the show, our talk-back show The Afterlife which releases every arc, and more! And thank you as always to our beloved network: Lore Party Media!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Walking-through-thick-wet-mud-2” - walthamstow_walker

“Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Wood splintering (1 break)” - wavecal22

“R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - craigsmith

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

“Latex-gloves-box-pull-glove-out” - leonelmail

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo 

“foliage_rustling_001” - duckduckpony

“Record-scratch” - Buffy

“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir

“Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b

“Whip-crack” - scifisounds

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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