TRYING NOT TO SUCK

We try to stay bona-free while we have a beer and a cigar without The Beilski. We still manage our usual nonsense, plus a little bit of sports, and our top 5 – if 2020 were a car.

The ALPHA KLAUS and a FAT BOTTOM BETTY. A good pairing for our usual nonsense, plus sports, and plus plus our top 5. If 2020 was a a TV show.

We have a special cigar with a special beer from WARPED WING while we talk our usual nonsense. Plus, a bunch of sports stuff and our top 5. If 2020 was an item from QVC.

We were a little disappointed by the Alec Bradley Magic Toast, but the HIGHER PLANE IPA was amazing. Then we talk our usual nonsense, sports, pickems, and our top 5 “if 2020 was a restaurant”.

We have a decent cigar with a legendary beer – THE THREE LEGENDS by R. Shea Brewing. It is magnificent. Then, we talk story with our usual nonsense, some sportsballs, and our top5; If 2020 were a food.

The WHITE RUSSIAN NITRO and the 5 VEGAS ANIMAL is the pairing for this episode. More nonsense, sports, and our top 5 celbrities who’s deaths would bum us out. So morbid …

The CAO BONES and a WENDY. A good pairing while we talk sports, our usual nonsense, and our top 5 favorite Van Halen songs.

We have the PUNCH CHOP SUEY with a couple different beers while we talk about the impact Eddie Van Halen had on … lots of stuff. Plus sports, our usual nonsense, and our top 5 songs you shouldn’t sing in prison.

You want a recipe for obesity? Milk, ice cream, maple syrup, Kahlua, bourbon, and bacon. While I continue to recover from sinus surgery, we skip the smoke, but go heavy – and I do mean heavy – on the fat stuff. Our usual nonsense wraps up after pickems with our top 5 drum intros in … Continue reading 295 – HOW TO BE FAT →

We drink some PHASE CHANGE out of our new glasses, thanks to our friend at SABBAIL STUDIO. Look at’em! They’re beautiful! They class up the usual nonsense, and we finish with our top 5 movies with shady science.