Tsaastrology

Will the real single ladies please stand up? Charot. Isang malungkot na origin story para sa mga Virgo, lalo na sa mga unmarried women of Athens. But in all fairness, Virgos have been Beyoncé-ing the universe before Beyoncé herself.

The proud and mighty Leo. May iba't ibang associated origins man, same theme pa rin: traumatizing. No wonder they are how they are today. Give na naten yarn. They've been through a lot.

Hindi ba samgyupsal ang iniihaw? Bakit dito kimbap yung iniihaw? Nagbabalik ang isa na namang teatahan session, this time with the hosts of The Kimbop Show! Syempre, hindi ito basta-bastang teatahan lang dahil iroroast din namin sila based sa kanilang mga placements - at walang umuwing hindi sunog!

Interesting fact: Sa origin story ng Cancer, footnote lang siya. It got booted early on in the game. But still, Hera's pet deserved some recognition for participating. Alamin natin kung bakit at paano.

Yes, you've seen the name once or twice before. Yes, nag-panic ka rin na baka your astrological existence has been a lie. Tsaastrologer Gemini Bern serves the tea about the controversial 13th Zodiac and answers the question, "May pag-asa pa ba ang mga Gemini na hindi kamuhian ng mga tao?'

Taga-Encantadia kaya sila Meslamta-Ea at Lugal-ira? Na-corkscrew ka na ba ng swan? Is your dad a deus ex machina? Can you 'ride' a horse? Kilala mo ba si Jason and the Astronauts? Ano ang tawag sa Sisig sa Rada kapag closed sila? Sobrang daming tanong sa origins ng Gemini, parang personalities nila.

Akalain mo yun, buhay pa yung advice column? Cheret. Madami pa tayong paguusapan at letters na babasahin kaya eto na ang 4th installment ng mga walang kwentang advice from Tsaastrologer VP!

Mahirap na umorder ng bulgogi after this episode kasi hindi mo alam kung yung kakainin mo ba ay isang cursed na baka na medyo unhinged. Play niyo na para malaman natin ang origin story ng Taurus, mga ka-tea!

In this teabag EP, literal na tea ang laman. Walang chismis dito. Wala ring pag-tapon ng tsaa. Char or Tsaar. Listen to Nikki as he describes specific tea mixes custom blended for each of the zodiac signs.

Your favorite Tsaastrologers na sina Nikki, Bern, and VP are back for a whole new season! This time, they're digging up the origins of the zodiacs at ang unang kwento ay sa Aries na kapupulutan niyo ng tamang asal.