Stephenie has hit yet another level of racism and Bella is back on her bullshit. We're here to talk about it! 

This week Paige and Emily break down Stephenie's made-up history of the Quileutes and share some real stories and research about the actual tribe. 

Something big happens this week that simultaneously feels like the most uneventful week ever, so Paige and Emily are here to regale you with some personal stories. 

Stephenie understood the Valentine's Day assignment? Kinda?

Bella gets some advice from Rosalie. Content warning: the chapter covered in this episode contains direct mention of sexual violence. 

Paige's main takeaway from this episode: what was the reason?

Jacob is back and he's spilling. 

Edward? Gaslighting? We never expected that. 

We're baaaack... and Eclipse is off to an interesting start! 

Enjoy these outtakes from our recordings of New Moon!