Nurse List helps young Dayton Bissett with some advice on a twisted ankle! Mark's lonely in Guadalajara! Joe gets accosted at a concert, and Mark has an ALL-TIME sh*t story at Sal Vulcano's party! It's a nightmare and this is Tuesdays!!

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Oh boy everybody - it's Sam Morril's birthday and Gary Vider is setting up a dream dinner that turns into a NIGHTMARE! Matteo Lane, Ari Shaffir, Raanan Hershberg, Wil Sylvince, Salacuse - all the big dogs are in the kennel, but then the rabies hits ya, and old Normando is stuck with the bill! Then - mostly gay stuff. It's Tuedays! Our Stuff:

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Mark is at the Comedy Store in LA and the car rental is putting a dent in his plans! Joe gets obsessed with drama from other comedy pods! Mark heads to Martha's Vineyard for a drug-fueled boozefest! Then he gets a request from a HERO! Old Normandy turns the tables and starts making demands!!! I’m de Captain now! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and 1 month of NFL+ Premium when you bet just $5. Download the DraftKings app and use code TUESDAYS - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays and get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show and get 15% off your Raycon order, plus free shipping. Head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS

Joe heads back to the foot doctor and then gets checked out in the steamroom. Ari Shaffir forgets about his date with Joe, while Mark gets harassed by the IRS with Raanan on the way to a gig. Also: Mark loses all his money on stocks, and Joe gets an unwanted burrito clone with Matt Wayne. It's Tuesdays!

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*Quick thing: I got covid for this recording and we had to pull someone in last minute to be the producer on this ep. Unfortunately the audio recorder failed, and we have to use the camera audio. I got a great audio expert (@realraylong on IG) to help us make it sound as good as possible, and we will be back to normal audio next week! - Chuck* Wooooo the boys are BACK and Mark has BIG news about his baby! Plus Joe gets stranded in Milwaukee! Mark, Ari and Sal Vulcano paint the town red, and Joe comes up with the next big board game movie! It’s Tuesdays!

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Mark and Joe had to New York Comedy Club for an intimate live show - and Ari Shaffir peeks his beak into the room to join the boys around the 35 minute mark! We're talking Famous Amos, the time Mark almost killed his mom with a milkshake, Joe's family having fireball shenanigans and a post-show hang exclusively on Patreon! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays and get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show and try BlueChew for free. Just pay $5 for shipping. Use code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com

We're racing to the studio, ladies and gentlemen! Joe's having train issues, Mark's having flight issues - it's Planes, Trains and Automobiles 2024! Joe has a full-diaper to deal with in a kooky bathroom, and becomes a McDonald's hero in the wave pool! It's Tuesdays!

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Hot dermatologists! Youngblood is stranded!! Longlegs! The airlines are down! It's Tuesdays!

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It's Tuesdays and we're getting KOOKY! Strap in for some takes on the Trump shooting folks! Plus we're reminiscing on the old days with Joe and Mark were first touring with Louie and the world was bright! Woo!

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Mark and Joe are BACK in the studio after a month apart! And they're right back into their ollllllllld tricks! Chipotle meet ups, diarrhea - it's a classic Tuesdays! We're talking about the Donald Trump Jr./Joe List connection, Mark on Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded tour, and we got a yarn about Salacuse that will ROCK YOUR WORLD! PLUS ! Big news from the Normand camp!!! 👀👀👀

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