I say we give the robots a shot at it, see what they come up with. Come with us if you want to live and ask: what part of this house are we sharing, exactly? Which drum machine is this? Big Fun, where have you been all my life? For fans of: being big in Europe, beep boops, and the crumbling husk of American industry. 

Just say the wooooooooooord. Se-self-confidence. Scrunch up your sleeves as we get suckered in by the craft and ask: you can, but should you? Which singing drummer is it not unlike? And why can’t rock star marriages stay together anymore? For fans of: preset patches, Live Aid logistics, and basing it on improvisation.

Music preferences might be a costume. Costumes are definitely costumes, though. Numbers 0 and 1 discuss: how many of these guys were essential, really? What’s nu? Are we having fun yet? For fans of: not calling it nu metal, Robocop, and self-immolation. Are you exactly our age? Perfect.