Dominatrix Megara Furie joins Jack and Colin to discuss, among other things, pishing on people, her early job in Seventh Heaven, DP'ing guys and people eating jobbies from a dog bowl.

Visit Megara's website if you fancy being the submissive guy that deep down you have always wanted to be. You can also book in for the Dommes V Unarmed Subs Paintball day out in June! DM Megara on Twitter for a password.

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Produced by Jack Shaw and Colin McMillan

Jack Shaw is Glasgow's number one pirate DJ and Tunes FM is Glasgow's premier pirate radio station.

The cassette labelled “Tape 12” has been digitally rendered and updated for release. Rambo gets in touch and makes a c*nt of himself. Cannonball is desperate to get back into Annette, Gary asks for Hopscotch & Bananaman - "Forever" (Steps Remix) and Grant and Gary from Gallowgate get jailed after robbing Ali’s in Bearsden.

Jack Shaw is Glasgow's number one pirate DJ and Tunes FM is Glasgow's premier pirate radio station.

The cassette labelled “Tape 11” has been digitally rendered and updated for release. Jack has his first track-list, ever:

• DJ Starburst  - Opal Fruits (Chewy Remix)
• MC Energetic - Kindergarten Kopperberg (JARNO & The Engineer Gabber Remix)
• Clear-Deja Vu - Been Here Before (Cagey Con-Air Remix)
• Brisket & Hammy - Angel Pies
• Stabby & Shanky - Further Away Things look Small
• Beatcrooks ft The Vorderman - Krypton Factor (The 1994 Gordon Burns Bouncing About Rebuild)

Jack Shaw is Glasgow's number one pirate DJ and Tunes FM is Glasgow's premier pirate radio station.

The cassette labelled “Tape 10” has been digitally rendered and updated for release. Cambo thinks that Jack has pooped his pants. But, he didn’t. Jack is solid.

Jack Shaw is Glasgow's number one pirate DJ and Tunes FM is Glasgow's premier pirate radio station.

Joe is a pr*ck.

Jack Shaw is Glasgow's number one pirate DJ and Tunes FM is Glasgow's premier pirate radio station.

The cassette labelled “Tape 08” has been digitally rendered and updated for release. Every c*nt keeps tellin’ Jack how good Dark Matter was - “Archaos was bouncing mate…” You can all go f”ck yourselves.

Jack Shaw is Glasgow's number one pirate DJ and Tunes FM is Glasgow's premier pirate radio station.

The cassette labelled “Tape 07” has been digitally rendered and updated for release and should have been live from Archaos.

Jack Shaw is Glasgow's number one pirate DJ and Tunes FM is Glasgow's premier pirate radio station.

The cassette labelled “Tape 06” has been digitally rendered and updated for release. The tunes are still pretty amazing - everyone that gets in touch today is a dick though. Adam from Arden, Billy from Baillieston, Eddy from Easterhouse, that fat f**k Frank, Ricky from Rosshall and Steve from Shawlands all get in touch.

Jack Shaw is Glasgow's number one pirate DJ and Tunes FM is Glasgow's premier pirate radio station.

The cassette labelled “Tape 05” has been digitally rendered and updated for release. The tunes are still pretty amazing - Jack's mum isn't happy though. MC Lockback and DJ Balaclava are being cheeky bastards as per usual on the phone lines.

An old ‘friend’ gets in touch and Jack’s mum is furious that he was a greedy boy and ate all the pancakes.

Jack Shaw is Glasgow's number one pirate DJ and Tunes FM is Glasgow's premier pirate radio station.

The cassette labelled “Tape 04” has been digitally rendered and updated for release. The tunes are still pretty amazing - some complaints do start though. The requests become so obscure that Jack can’t seem to find the tunes - white labels such as “DJ Ruff Style - Every Time I Eat Vegetables It Makes Me Think Of You (A Ramones Cover)” just don’t come easy to find anymore.

The groundwork is laid for Jack’s night at Archaos - Dark Matter - to be a massive success but, as always, there are some really cheeky text messages coming through.