• (00:00:00 - 00:01:18) Intro

• (00:01:19 - 00:01:52) Pat putting people to SHAME!

• (00:01:53 - 00:03:30) Bonus content 👉 patreon.com/hardfactor

☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕

• (00:03:31 - 00:14:08) Carlee Russell’s parents say she escaped a kidnapper who ‘used toddler as bait’...but not much else

• (00:14:09 - 00:19:02) Mark FINALLY came across viral TikTok NPC streamer PinkyDoll

• (00:19:03 - 00:22:20) Southern Indiana's iconic Butt Drugs announces it's closing its doors after 71 years

• (00:22:21 - 00:26:20) Pat and the anal fissure chronicles 

• (00:26:21 - 00:29:07) Nothing burger?: Las Vegas police serve search warrant in connection with Tupac Shakur murder investigation

• (00:29:08 - 00:31:21) Texas trooper says they were told to push children into Rio Grande and deny migrants water

🥛Cream of the Crop🥛

• (00:31:22 - 00:39:32) North Korea detains US soldier who crossed border to avoid disciplinary actions after time in South Korean prison 

  
  

• (00:39:58 - 00:47:41) Ancient Israeli artifacts intended for White House 2019 exhibition are ‘stranded’ at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago, with Israel struggling to get them back

• (00:47:42 - 00:56:33) Kentucky man finds 700 gold coins buried on his farm valued at $2 million

• (00:56:32 - 01:04:36) Japan Airlines launches new ‘anywear’ service so travelers can ditch suitcases

• (01:04:37 - 01:05:19) Wes’ RFK Jr impression 😂

• (01:05:20 - 01:06:20) The wheel

• (01:06:21 - 01:07:03) Live Poll result: Carlee Russell kidnapping - Hoax?