Some Turds are cult classics, and Showgirls is one of the biggest. Famously hailed as “one of the worst movies of all time,” which we’ve certainly heard before, so we decided to deep dive into the strange world of seedy Las Vegas strip clubs, audition nipple ice, eating doggie chow, Kyle MacLachlan’s pool decor, and what it means to be from “different places!”

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We never thought we would see the day where a Matthew McConnehey movie made it to Turd Night. We also never thought Anne Hathaway would be standing right next to Matty M in said movie, but here we are! We watched 2019’s “Serenity,” thanks to a strong recommendation from Cousin Ben. Join the madness when we discuss national Tom Cruise day in Japan, a tuna fish named ‘Justice,’ full body jiggles, cash for murder, and speculate on the origin of the stinky celebrity.

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This week on Turd Night, we dive in on the sequel to the 90’s smash hit “Speed,” which is of course named “Speed 2: Cruise Control.” Instead of a bus, it’s a boat. Instead of Keanu Reeves, it’s Jason Patric. Join us as we discuss the cleanliness of motel bed sheets, how Tom Cruise can’t throw a baseball, the REAL reason why Jason Patric might be such a daredevil, inappropriate relationship with a deaf child, and how Roger Ebert defended his review of Speed 2 until his dying day!

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This week on Turd Night, we go in on James Nguyen’s Hitchcockian wet dream “Birdemic: Shock and Terror.” Join us as we discuss downtown car sex, foreground salsa bowls, motel bed covers, meeting Tom Cruise, and how hanging out with your family can be a parrrrrtaaaaaayyyyyy!

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More Nic Cage? Yes, please. This is one of the most accessible Turd Night movies because it has something for everyone: helicopters, grown men screaming at each other, and stuffed bunnies. That’s right, it’s “Con Air!” We discuss John Malkovic’s yell-talking, bad guy nicknames, a semi-famous background gleeker, the food that is killing Baby-O, and how Nic Cage PERFECTED his southern accent.

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This week on Turd Night, we accompany a brave documentary crew in the Amazon jungle as they try to avoid Jon Voight’s leers and giant snake hugs. It’s “Anaconda.” We discuss off-screen vs on-screen Anacondas, how to properly pronounce “trachea,” how Tim got savaged by Fred Savage, Eric Stoltz’ illustrious career, and how much we LOVE Jon Voight as Paul Serone.

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Our fourth podcast episode focuses on a small island in the Pacific Northwest; a quaint place where women are named after plants and flowers while Nicolas Cage goes on a rock’em sock’em rampage. That’s right, it’s “Wicker Man.” We discuss fighting in flip-flops, a shark in a bag, the Day of Tomorrow, Neil LaBute’s editing room scraps, and how Aaron Eckhart had one line of dialogue and was never seen again!

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It’s our first (and definitely not the last) time we discuss the King of Turd Night movies: Nicolas Cage. He’s driving straight to you in a car he stole (from Hell) in “Drive Angry.” We discuss Nicolas Cage’s albino cobras, quitting your job fantasies, Nic Cage’s sunglasses while he’s fornicating, cars vs dogs, and how easy it is to give away a baby!

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Welcome back to Turd Night! In this episode, we dive head first into the shallow waters of the mid-90’s, action-packed, ”Broken Arrow.” We go all in on the Bronx Tale door test, illegal boxing between Airforce pilots, John Travolta’s butt massage, smoking in Scientology, and how John Woo doesn’t own a car!

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In our debut episode of the Turd Night podcast, we honor the classic 1988 martial arts thrill-ride that started this whole adventure: Bloodsport. Join us, Tim and Dan, as we discuss how Tim used to have an English accent, Frank Dux’s 72 mph kick, blind tea service, Jean-Claude Van Damme’s whole ass, and all the Donald Gibb bromance you can handle!

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