The potentially problem tenant, and the too picky job applicant. Marci draws the "what I will not do for a job" line. How to get kicked out of your house, and what to do afterward (go to Marci's). Could you live in the airport?

How do you convince people you made something up? Turi walked around for two weeks with a broken arm. Marci feels queasy. Nobody will tell you what a pain n the a-- you really are.

How to get a small herd of cattle out of your yard. What to do with your spouse on "snow days." The new and not-necessarily-improved MRI. Exhale. Hold. Panic. 

Turi seeks references for workers on the internet--and learns too much. Marci thinks she has found a job she can do with one hand. Handy-wipes for dogs.

Turi goes on an extended rant about men (in business) who do not take "no thank you" for an answer. 

What’s wrong with living on a rustic and beautiful mountain? Marci’s bank is having a computer problem—the very scary kind. When someone you love falls for a scam (how did you meet that Nigerian prince?). Egomaniacs and the single internet girl. Turi dreams of Marci’s cat. Hint: it's a very bad dream.

Marci and Turi have both taken their pets to the vet. And now…we wait…and pay. Turi, as a mom, leaves out the difficult parts of death and sex education. Maybe not a good idea. Turi ends up reading someone’s polyamory manifesto. Also not a good idea. Tales of a cat warrior. Marci has traded away the difficult dog. No give backs.

Someone much beloved in the radio business has passed away, and Turi has obituary envy. Marci offers to write one for her in advance. Pickled herring: a married man’s barrier against starvation. Marci may or may not give up her abusive relationship (she’s the victim)…with her recently adopted dog.

What writers do when they’re supposed to be writing. A little too much volunteering. Ten dollar a dozen eggs, and the machine that will not cook them. Marci plans for a wedding. Dining near the Grand Canyon, or, Door Dash by donkey.

Who do you blame on a day you get nothing done?Marci may find a cow in her septic tank. Camouflaging the yellow snow. The rancher next door.