What will you pay for that article? I don’t see a website paywall, do you?  The spat out candybar theory of web browsing. Your kid will not eat that.

Idle threats, and how not to make them. Amy needs a new emoji. How to get Turi to block you on social media. Conspiracy theories, and why beagles control our public schools.

Turi has had it with critic picks and magical realism. The imaginary recipe. Plastic bag theory and why Amy will not be getting a dog. If only we had the same taste.     

Turi has an in-person appointment…sort of. The convenience fee. Amy finds an ancient, guilt-inducing box. Greta Thunberg is going to beat us up. Mink for the obstinate.

Turi’s long held animosity toward E-cards is vindicated. Amy is adopting her robot vacuum cleaner and may start a college fund for it. Turi gets another “bad mommy” award.

Go for the sugar. An great idea for winter…if you don’t live near us. In our family, we like people to blame. No committees for Turi.

The Covid clothing challenge. Purging your social network. How to barricade bill collectors, penetrate parties, and crash conventions.

Nobody wants to zoom their lawyer. Why teleconferencing is like a Las Vegas buffet. What can go wrong at the slots. Travel as a “wood you rather” proposition. You could create a masterpiece….if only.

The big word apology. Things you get wrong, and things you won’t change. Risk. Who knows what’s legal anymore?

Post it notes and parties. What was life like, again? The joy of masklessness. Taking a phone survey, just for the company. Un-hoarding.