Everyone has a zone of filth. Turi is a Landlord. and her tenants have walls, but no boundaries. What to do when your turst fund is empty? Homes of mass murderers. Enabling Hoarders and a TV show about 600 pound people. Kathryn washes her ex-husband out of her house, and Turi declares war on Marie Kondo.

Lies, liars, and lying (Mom, is that you?). Turi's kid has a "tell" when he's shading the truth. Getting rid of the person you took pity on, and why Kathryn should have worn more clothes.

The Midwest is a cruel place.

Paparazzi, Celebrities, and Why I do not want to see nude photos of a certain person. Also, what's wrong with your supervisor, and whatever is the reverse of networking. Yeah. I did that.

In which Kathryn attempts to save the world (or just the environment) with a pair of shoes, and Turi tries to destroy the world with six chickens a personal Jet Pack. All the things you were promised would happen in the future when you were in grade school. The divorce continues...

When your spouse has no sense of time. Go ahead and eat. What is orange theory? It is NOT ok to hate kittens. What (besides her husband) is Kathryn getting rid of in her divorce.

Turi and Kathryn grow slightly paranoid about what the internet knows about them. They set out to confuse Google. They fail.

Who can afford to live in San Francisco? Volvo mechanics. Turi's husband would be happy driving a bike bag. If your kid's doctor says it's ok--you can do anything. Haven't worked in seven years? Have we got the car for you.

Turi and Kathryn discuss the limits of parental credbility. A line of Santas that Turi will not cross. Kathryn plots against the Elf on a Shelf. More on Kathryn's divorce.

In our first episode, Kathryn talks about her marriage, husband, and divorce. Turi explains why that woman really doesn't like you, and we agree that Turi should not own a firearm---but her friends should.

Turi swears her kids to a potentially damaging secret. Kathryn plots against Elves on Shelves. Parental credibility--it's finite. WARNING: contains Santa and Elf spoilers