John Woo once again shows why his action films can stay relevant and prove people wrong... I was one of those people just now. Enjoy, folks.

I know what I said about me and these religiously driven horror movies, but here we are... And I do want to support a Philly filmmaker, so let's see how this goes. Enjoy, people.

I mean, it's got Denzel Washington in it, so that's a good thing... Right? Enjoy, people.

Just when you thought it was safe to tune in to another episode... Oh, y'all thought I was going to mention the water? No, I don't swim with sharks. But the good folks of Amity Island do. Enjoy, people.

"If that wasn't Michael Myers burning up in that car, then a lot of other kids are gonna be slaughtered tonight"... That line is worth the price of admission here. Enjoy, y'all.

"Welcome to Earth"... Enjoy, folks.

Detroit's toughest cop is back at his old stomping grounds to cause more havoc for all the right reasons... It wouldn't be Beverly Hills without a bunch of property damage, bullets flying and wise cracks from Axel Foley. Just like old times. Enjoy, y'all.

This was a character who took me by surprise back when I first saw Ron Pearlman play the role, but what's even more surprising is the fact that this is the third actor to portray the character... I'm open to reboots, but we need to make sure there's one version we can latch onto for years to come. Enjoy, people.

All Robert McCall was trying to do was basically retire from handing bad guys' asses to them and killing them in the process... But they couldn't just leave well enough alone. Sucks for them. Enjoy, people.

I've always felt like Raising Cain crawled so that this movie could walk... And while I haven't seen Raising Cain in years, I'm almost sure it's not better than this. James McAvoy gives an unforgettable performance or two or three. Several actually. Enjoy, y'all.