Art The Clown doesn't really care who's naughty or nice this Christmas... They're all on the chopping block. Enjoy, y'all.

"This time, it ain't just about being fast"... Wait, that's the wrong franchise involving speed demons, but y'all get it. This is still becoming one of my favorite franchises nonetheless. Shadow is here to kick ass. Enjoy, folks.

Enjoy, people.

While the bar was set very low in this series, this one at least deserves a top 3 spot... There's a new appreciation for it from me. Enjoy, people.

Brandy is no stranger to screaming those amazing vocals on classic R&B songs, so let's see if she'll apply that here now that A24 has brought her back to the genre... This looks more funny than anything, but we shall see. Enjoy, y'all.

Sony has been on the chopping block ever since they started making Marvel movies, but I think this time will be different... And if it's not, at least there's finally a proper rating this one has in order to go completely crazy with the violence. A hunter has to hunt at the end of the day, and in a bloody fashion. Enjoy, people.

I wish I didn't know what they did... Because when it's all said and done, it makes me wish that we'd gotten what was originally planned for this sequel. This falls in line with the Cursed Third entries that are actually awful on screen. Ben Willis should've stayed dead for this one. Like really dead. Enjoy, folks.

Just keep in mind that these kind of trailers, I do for y'all... These are the sacrifices I make for the sake of the listeners. Now this may not be as bad as it looks, but first impressions and all. Enjoy, people.

I desperately wanted to be excited for this, but it seems like not even the marketing team is halfway there themselves... So what's a guy to do when this is the second reboot in less than ten years? Stay hopeful I guess. Enjoy, folks.

Let's F***ing Go... Enjoy, people.