No long caption needed... Enjoy, y'all.

If we all had to go around the table and say what we're thankful for, I'd say that I'm thankful for a horror director like Eli Roth... And I'd follow up with the fact that John Carver has made a name for himself when it comes to holiday slasher cinema. Let's eat. Enjoy, people.

Are these zombies, crazed townspeople, drugged up party goers?... I'm not sure, but this is all done in one single shot apparently. If not, they did a damn good job covering up the transitions throughout. Enjoy, people.

The juice is loose again, but does this legacy batch of juice pack the same lunch as the original?... Say his name three times and let's test that theory. Enjoy, y'all.

The Sanderson Sisters are back to wreak havoc on Salem once again, but we all know how hit or miss these legacy sequels can be... Maybe a little bit of magic and mayhem can put this up to par with the original, or at least try to. Enjoy, folks.

You know what?... No. Just no. Enjoy, people.

It's a very strange time in Life when I'm impressed with The Crooked Man on screen... But I think I gassed myself up a bit too much by thinking The Babadook could offer the same impression. It's like he's always around, but never visible half the time so I'm left with a crazed mother and child. Bare with me here. Enjoy, y'all.