To go from Salvation to this is a true crime in my opinion... And I continuously explain why throughout the film. This hurt. Enjoy, folks.

I guess the title lets me know everything to expect, and that may be the biggest problem here... Enjoy, people.

These people will never be forgiven for not allowing this film to happen... That is all. Enjoy, y'all.

Jason Statham in another action film... That is co-written by Sylvester Stallone? This might be some of the same, but the collaborative effort is reeling me right in. Enjoy, people.

John Carver recently had Thanksgiving and Art The Clown recently had Christmas... This Valentine's Day belongs to Heart Eyes. Hopefully. Enjoy, y'all.

LFG... Enjoy, people.

I said it once, and I'll say it again... Jack Skellington has better rhymes than the majority of mainstream Hip Hop these days. Danny Elfman should ghostwrite for the music industry with uplifting music cues like this. Enjoy, people.

More sharks... More carnage. Probably more complaints, but we shall see. Enjoy, y'all.

Tis the season for us to venture off into one of the most iconic homes in cinematic history... Traps and all. Enjoy, people.

While the news caught me off guard, I was more than ready to discuss this on the spot... After how bad The Mummy 2017 was, fans deserve much better. Enjoy, y'all.