"Welcome to Earth"... Enjoy, folks.

Detroit's toughest cop is back at his old stomping grounds to cause more havoc for all the right reasons... It wouldn't be Beverly Hills without a bunch of property damage, bullets flying and wise cracks from Axel Foley. Just like old times. Enjoy, y'all.

This was a character who took me by surprise back when I first saw Ron Pearlman play the role, but what's even more surprising is the fact that this is the third actor to portray the character... I'm open to reboots, but we need to make sure there's one version we can latch onto for years to come. Enjoy, people.

All Robert McCall was trying to do was basically retire from handing bad guys' asses to them and killing them in the process... But they couldn't just leave well enough alone. Sucks for them. Enjoy, people.

I've always felt like Raising Cain crawled so that this movie could walk... And while I haven't seen Raising Cain in years, I'm almost sure it's not better than this. James McAvoy gives an unforgettable performance or two or three. Several actually. Enjoy, y'all.

Give yourself some time to smile, y'all... It may result in peace or problems from a demonic force. Enjoy, people.

Before Freddy and Jason, before Alien and Predator, before Godzilla and Kong... There was Tom and Jerry. A beef that's been in action since 1940, and hasn't gotten any less chaotic. Enjoy, folks.

Hopefully this is a sequel that even Joker himself would be proud of... Enjoy, y'all.

Times like this I really wish I had picked a different film to cover for Pride Month... It's not completely terrible but as the movie goes along, I think my frustration grows. Enjoy, folks.

I would normally be doing a whole apology to Mr. Mom since that was the original plan, but there's always next time... This was well worth it and as nostalgic as the other film is, this may have just dethroned it. I felt this on a spiritual level. Enjoy, people.