Yes, it says "Rant" in the episode title... It pissed me off that much. Not my best rant by far, but what I said was WELL deserved here. This is nonsense. Enjoy, folks.

Long overdue, well deserved... Enjoy, people.

Fellow PA native, Nick Peetros, sent this my way recently, so it was time to see what him and his crew have cooked up this time around... They already had me at "Stephen King", so I was curious to see how this adaptation sits amongst some of the others on screen, short film or feature length. Enjoy, people.

Happy Death Day, Freaky, Totally Killer... All these movies kind of ride the same wavelength as this one here. I'm hoping this is much better than the last one mentioned, especially considering it's got a holiday theme at it's fingertips. Enjoy, people.

Just cue the theme song... Enjoy, people.

Before Freddy, before Jason, before Michael... There was Billy here. And while even Freddy can make for some of the most morbid convo, Billy is a serious talker behind the telephone. He may not always show up on screen when I need him to, but he will most definitely give a call or two or three in his downtime. Enjoy, people.

No long caption needed... Enjoy, people.

If it's a full on action flick in a post apocalyptic setting, you can usually count me in... While I'm not too seasoned with the source material, it looks like they're kind of starting from scratch with this prequel. Enjoy, y'all.

Who said that the Halloween season is the only season that Jamie Lee Curtis is known for?... The only problem with her being apart of another crazed holiday is the fact that she seems equally terrified in some moments here. And Tim Allen doesn't help matters much with his comedic antics, so these two are in for a long few days. Enjoy, folks.

If it plays on my fear of drowning or large bodies of water in general, then there's a possibility it can win me over in some ways... Blumhouse, don't fail me now. Enjoy, people.