Oh, my WORD... Once again, I am reminded of why I shouldn't have ever had a doubt to begin with. Enjoy, folks.

"What are you gonna do when Michael comes back for you?... Because he is coming". Enjoy, folks.

Having given up on this series after the first few sequels or so, I never thought I'd be so excited to see the antics caused by this damn puzzle box again... But here we are, and there's no shame whatsoever. There's a small yet big resurgence for our horror icons happening right now and if it means gender swapping Pinhead and rebooting this property, then I'm down to see what's in store for the next trip into Hell. Whether this will be one way or round trip all depends on how well this flick does and just based on the director and look of Jamie Clayton as Hell Priest, I can honestly say I hope horror fans can once again get trapped in this Labyrinth for quite some time. In a good way. Enjoy, people.

Art The Clown is back on his bullshit again, and I'm both excited and almost sure to be disturbed by it at the same time... My introduction to this character wasn't the anthology appearance, but the first movie in it's entirety. And it was an experience for the books when I realized that this guy wasn't playing any games at all when it came to dispatching his victims. That being said, I'm down to clown with this guy a second time around, because I know he'll take things a step further. Enjoy, y'all.

Jamie Foxx is a man of many talents, and it just so happened that his acting became one of his strong suits... But when he's now suiting up to hunt vampires on Cali with Snoop Dogg, of course I expected something completely stupid. But the trailer gave me some hope the moment I saw how well this movie's choreography looked on screen. If there's one thing that they sold me on, it's the entertainment factor along with a horror/humor balance. The vampire genre is so off and on these days that this would've been something I skipped commentary for, but I'm all for turning my brain off and strapping in. This gives the term "Protect Your Neck" a more energetic spin. Enjoy, people.

I wasn't too thrilled about the news of this due to the fact that Disney has it's hand in the Fox pot... I'm not a big fan of watered down versions of horror/sci-fi properties (Yes, you, AvP), so the red flags were real here. Then the trailer dropped and I was very impressed, so that built some hype. And even though I'm not super crazy about this franchise overall, I still love different things about each one. So I strapped my boots up and decided to see just what kind of threat this flick posed against the others in the franchise. And I did it all without suiting up in Predator gear. I wish I had though, because I wasn't ready. Enjoy, folks.

There was no excuse at all for me not to cover this today... And honestly I should've done this two years ago when I started this show. But better late than never, and I don't mind glorifying the best sequel in the franchise. This is when Jason established himself as the Rock Star of the big dog slashers. Undead and unchained, Mr. Voorhees is back to make folks put some speck on his name. And I am here for ALL of it. Enjoy, y'all.

While X is still the absolute 10/10 horror flick of 2022 for me, Ti West decided that there's much more story to good old Pearl than we may have imagined... I'm here to let y'all know that I wasn't one of those people who was curious about any of this really. At least I don't remember being interested. Pearl was creepy, sex crazed, and sadistic so that could've been left to the imagination in her old age. Another period piece go round with her wasn't really needed, but I've been wrong about a few A24 movies before, so we shall see. Enjoy, folks.

...Enjoy, people.

No long caption needed... Halloween came early this year. Trick or treat. Enjoy, folks.