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  • Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Omen III

    Chris, Craig and Jack team up with pals on the Internet to closely dissect the third entry into THE OMEN canon. As well as discussing the film (in passing) the Maggie Moon Rose Marie axis is analysed, while discussion of short-lived soap operas reveals a universal truth - everyone loved Howard's Way. This episode was first broadcast live on Facebook.


    WARNING: CONTAINS REFERENCES TO ROGUE ONE AND IN PARTICULAR A CGI EFFECT, WHICH ALTHOUGH IT HAS BEEN REFERRED TO IN THE PRE-PUBLICITY, YOU IN YOUR INFINITE WISDOM MAY CONSTITUTE AS A MILD SPOILER!


    THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'


    CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return with a special Yuletide episode on Friday 23 December, in which Craig comes face-to-face with his Christmas surprise!

    1 hr 49 min
  • Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Damien Omen II

    Chris, Craig and Jack team up with special guest, Rose to fearlessly analyse the second entrant into THE OMEN canon. Includes gratutious reference to the greatest sci-fi film of all time (Flash Gordon) and protracted chat about Danny Kendall.  Plus some contributions or less from the actual Creamguide(Films) commentaries audience via the medium of Facebook LIve. This episode was first broadcast live.
    THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'
    CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will complete the trilogy Omen III and then it's Christmas!
    1 hr 47 min
  • What We Just Watched - Christmas Special 2016

    Two earnest men from TV Cream have come together under the flag of peace on Earth and goodwill to all other earnest men. Their purpose? To make each other watch a Christmas-related TV show, of which they've had no prior warning. Then they'll chat about what they've seen. Yes, it's got enough 'format points' to make it an actual thing.
    This special episode includes: "A big fat bum!"
    Merry Christmas, one and all!
    55 min
  • Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: The Omen

    Chris, Craig and Jack team up with special guests, Sharon and What We Just Watched's very own Graham (it's like The All-Star Record Breakers round our house)  to dissect THE OMEN. Enjoy the chat about scary kids, Abracadigance and servants of Satan with particular expertise at hospital corners. Plus lots of contributions via The Information Exchange (ala Facebook), from the actual Creamguide(Films) commentaries audience. This episode was first broadcast live don't you know - and we should add, the day before Peter Vaughan sadly passed away.
    THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'
    CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return with Damien Omen II
    1 hr 34 min
  • Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: The Wicker Man

    Chris, Craig and Jack settle in to enjoy the *best horror film ever made with the best songs ever in a film* (this opinion is legally binding). Follow along the chat about the stunt arse, the non-superfluous use of the letter "d" in one of the lead actor's names and learn why Christopher Lee remains  one of Britain's greatest ever men, precisely BECAUSE of those biographical lies told about him after his death.  It's time to keep your appointment with Creamguide(Films).
    THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'
    CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return in early December...
    1 hr 25 min
  • Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Restless Natives

    Chris, Craig and Jack revisit the best film Bill Forsyth never made as Restless Natives hoves into view on the big telly.  The much promised chat about Edinburgh shops from the 1980s is in full effect, plus listen out for Chris not noticing the appearance of someone he actually knows in the film and not enough conversation about City Lights.
    THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'
    CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return with a podcast that won't make your apples grow
    1 hr 27 min
  • Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Halloween III

    Come with us, why don't you? As Chris, Craig and Jack once again team up with special guest, comic book superstar Mark Millar, for a Halloween Eve chat about John Carpenter's HALLOWEEN III. There is chat about Nigel Kneale's hatred for pixies and discussion on which Dr Watson is the best of them all and which one is not.  Plus lots of contributions via Twitter, from the actual Creamguide(Films) commentaries audience. This episode was first broadcast live don't you know, with varying degrees of technical success. Happy happy Halloween!
    THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'
    CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return with some chat about Edinburgh shops in the 80s
    1 hr 44 min
  • Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Bullseye

    It's double trouble this time as Chris, Craig and Jack visit all the places Michael Winner had mates who let him film in their gaffs in order to make the superlative BULLSEYE from 1990. Marvel at the sheer artistry displayed by an imaginative director who knew what he wanted but never had the faintest idea how to achieve and wonder at Michael 'Two Oscars' Caine's 'American' accent. On the pub scoreboard of film criticism it is a definitive BULLSEYE...when what you actually needed was a double 3.
    THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'
    CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return with some spooky business and some terrifying technology!
    1 hr 30 min
  • Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Run For Your Wife

    Ever said 'films ain't what they used to be'? Well, here's proof! John Chris, Craig and Jack as they suffer through the truly execrable RUN FOR YOUR WIFE from 2011. In the unlikely event you have a copy of this monster flop don't bother watching along with the panel; it's not worth it. It really is that bad. Indeed, there's probably a joke to be made about running for your life instead but we really can't be arsed thinking of it. Still, the commentary is fun! Honest! 
    THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'
    CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return with some ramshackle nonsense which is a real Winner!
    1 hr 31 min
  • Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Creepshow

    Hiya pals! It's the second part of our 1982 scary double as Chris, Craig and Jack dive into George the Aero's excellent portmanteau offering CREEPSHOW. Join in by arguing furiously with your near neighbours but then agree on how great Leslie Nielsen was then spend the rest of the day mothering over wilfully obscure TV shows. It's easy! As usual, kick in as the ident moves on and enjoy. However, watch out for a Stilogean interjection near the top of the shop.  You'll know it when you hear it. 




    THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'



    CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) REVERSE FAQ: 



    1) Jack Kamen did the comic book in the film and the poster but we don't know who did the intertitle illustrations. Fans?
    2) Viveca Lindfors
    3) It isn't though
    4) And in a Creamguide(Films) commentaries/James Joyce/Romero/King mashup, the old man comes back to life cos the nurse from Legion spills whiskey on the grave
    5) Nigel Patrick we really meant
    6) Which is ironic cos we can't remember watching it
    7) Quarter is '48 and Trio is a biscuit
    8) Rosanna Arquette
    9) And brilliantly he had the fart machine on set for this
    10) 27th December 1987. Other guests include Jon P'twee smelling of bums
    11) 2010 and he was 84 having been born in 1926 in Regina in Canada and not BALDIMORE
    12) We meant Joe Pilato. The only film we've seen Piscopo in is Wise Guys. In which he taught no one how to laugh.
    13) Nigel le Vaillant. See! Twats.
    14) "Dangerfield is a British drama series which focuses on the activities of small town doctor and police surgeon Paul Dangerfield, played by Nigel Le Vaillant. Six series of the programme were produced, broadcasting from 27 January 1995 until 19 November 1999." It says here.
    15) John Michie and Millicent Martin. Millicent Martin?
    16) Not father and son though; judge and convict
    17) Fucking look it up yourself
    18) Michu Meszaros who in fact was inside the puppet. Paul Fusco who did the voice is still alive
    19) Dead
    20) 'Drat' is from W.C. Fields, non-swearing-swearing fact fans
    21) Not dead
    22) Vote Clinton
    23) Howell Granger
    24) Nigel Farrell. A Place in France. 2002
     


    CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return with a cinematic disaster of Brexit proportions!

    1 hr 57 min

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