Kris and David tackle issues of sanitation, the transmission of food across great distances, the sterling human responsibility to award trophies to oneself, and the crapshoot that is generic-brand consumer products.

Kris and David discuss the perils of moving, and have problems abandoning unwanted stuff on Craigslist.

Kris and David tackle fancy ketchup, I think french fries...something about a snail...maybe...?

Kris and David hypothesize about food science, hear an update from the caller whose dog has come to love boogers, detail the entirety of Bazooka Joe's sordid history, and in Poll Me Harder, crack open the mythos of fortune cookies.

Kris and David wonder about job prospects for liberal-arts majors and other unmarketables, debate mammalian venom, and in Poll Me Harder, discover whether it's common to condition a dog to eat boogers.

Kris and David examine a soup analogy, ponder the accomplishment expectations of inanimate objects, and in Poll Me Harder, ask how many people perform elaborate rituals to protect themselves from supernatural threats.

Kris and David wonder if they are alone in the strange things they do. Also, sinister dragons and the introduction of Poll Me Harder, with a spirited discussion on the order of operations at mealtime.

Kris and David knock back some rhymes behind the high school while G's play B-ball on the other side of a chain-link fence.

Fake Stan Lee provides his own entry for the Tweet Me Harder Episode 10 'Simple Machines' face-off.

David Malki !'s entry in the Tweet Me Harder Episode 10 'Simple Machines' face-off.