In this episode, David asks: Does she fight crime, is there a bicoastal rap feud between the Wicked Witch of the West and the Wicked Witch of the East, and by God, what else is there!?

In this episode, David asks: Didja poop in it, is it made of rocks, and how does gravity work?

In this episode, David asks: Is it pudding, does it concern a great pharaonic work, and is it a husband and wife architecture firm?

In this episode, David asks: Is it Double Sherlock Holmes, is it something that you would normally do in a library, and what the hell is north of Boston?

In this episode, David asks: Do we eat the flower, is the protagonist a human being, and can you win this game?

In this episode, David asks: Is it a three-legged animal, is it an ethnic group from Belgium, and is it former Polish president Lech Wałęsa?

In this episode, David asks: Are they spreading diseases, is it 1936, year of Poltergeist, and is the pie made of boots?

In this episode, David asks: Is it currently on a conveyor belt of some kind, is something wrong with it beyond the fact of its sentience, and is it going into the air conditioning system?

In this Christmasode, David asks: Does it wear a coat, is the snow unnecessarily high, and is it something that goes in a cookie?

In this episode, David asks: Is it white because it's the depths of horrible Russian winter and we're all dying, did he steal a bunch of salmon or something, and is it a vengeful bird?