Twilight Newbs

Twilight Newbs

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Twilight Newbs episodes

  • Eclipse Ch. 3. Jacob Black is Back

    Team Jacob! Ladies and gentlemen, he is back. Awkward phone calls. Awkward showing up at someone else's school. But has the best slams against leech Edward. Does a fight break out in front of muggles? Oh wait wrong series.

     

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    59 min
  • Eclipse Ch. 2. Sex Talk

    My (Jason) audio is horrible in this. Sorry. Going to have to deal with it though. We are such professionals. But more importantly, Charlie attempts the sex ed talk. What a dad move. But fails pretty bad at it. Give him some credit. Episodes will be on Monday's from now on. 

     

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    57 min
  • Eclipse Ch. 1. WerePig

    We are finally into the third book! Eclipse! Heard this one is good. Better not let me down people. Seriously. It better be good. Thanks for being with us for so long. Keep it up. New logo soon!

     

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    AND NOW PATREON!

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    49 min
  • New Moon Movie Review! Hardcore Parkour

    We are back! Stupid technical problems. Missed you guys. Here is our movie review. Our thoughts and predictions on what we think will happen. Enjoy. 

     

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    AND NOW PATREON!

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs

    50 min
  • New Moon Ch. 24 - Epilogue. FINALE!

    We did it! Finished book number 2. Not sure which is better. The first or the second. What do you think? Thanks for continuing this journey with us. Looking forward to Eclipse. Sorry for missing a week. It happens okay? Deal with it.

     

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    Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason

    Instagram: yale_jason

    AND NOW PATREON!

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs

    58 min
  • New Moon Ch. 22-23. Edward and Bella Together Again

    Kiss kiss. hug hug. Kiss the wrist. Don't forget that spot. They have made it back home safely. Now what? They made a promise to the Volturi to change Bella into a vampire. Does Edward keep his promise? Does the kissy kissy stop? Only a chapter and an epilogue remain. Thanks for sticking with us through the second book. Almost Eclipse time. 

     

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    Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason

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    AND NOW PATREON!

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs

    1 hr 14 min
  • New Moon Ch. 20-21. Enter the Volturi..... Dun Dun Dun!!

    The almighty Volturi finally make their entrance. And my goodness is it juicy. Tourists..... oh boy. You'll have to listen to this one. It gets bloody. Edward steps into the light. Or does he? The direction of this book is so weird. 

     

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    Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason

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    AND NOW PATREON!

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs

    1 hr 20 min
  • New Moon Ch. 18-19. The Plot Changes?

    Someone DM Stephanie Meyer and ask her...... Why did you completely change the plot of this book? This is super confusing. Still better than the first book. Enjoy these two chapters! Leave those reviews. You know what will happen. 

     

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    Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason

    Instagram: yale_jason

    AND NOW PATREON!

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs

    1 hr 7 min
  • New Moon Ch. 16-17. Eric is on the Road!

    First off. Sorry about the quality on this one. Wanted to keep our streak of releasing every Saturday. 

    A Cullen comes back to forks. Which one? Werewolves smell bad? Loads of information in these chapters concerning not only Bella, but the Cullens. Not so much action. But info is just as good right? RIGHT?! 

     

    Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars....

     

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    Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs

    Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason

    Instagram: yale_jason

    AND NOW PATREON!

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs

    1 hr 4 min
  • New Moon Ch. 14-15. Clothes are Coming Off

    Our first mature episode. We get into some heavy stuff here. Correction. Eric gets super graphic. Warning. 

    Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars....

     

    SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwilightNewbs/

    Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs

    Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason

    Instagram: yale_jason

    AND NOW PATREON!

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs

     

    1 hr 14 min

About Twilight Newbs

From the publisher's feed

Two Newbs reading Twilight for the first time. This should be interesting.