Twisted Gamer Radio

This is what happens when you don't fucking listen to Twisted Gamer Radio.

Wow.  We've got almost 2 hours of podcast here for your enjoyment.  It's the week after E3, and there's tons of shit to talk about, pour over, and analyze.  We try to give you the most important nuggets, while stripping away all of the extra fat that was E3 2012.  Please enjoy the show, and don't forget to subscribe to us via iTunes and rate us over there.  We would appreciate it you hardcore minions.

This is no doubt all of the fun we're missing at E3 2012 this year.  Don't worry though, we'll have loads of impressions, insight, and details about the hottest releasing video games from the show next week.  For now?  Enjoy a cat mosh pit.  

Also wanted to give a quick thanks and shout-out to my good buddy Brookman (DJ Brillo) for hooking us up with some new intro music to kick off the show.  You can check him out in his side project "Willie Mitchell and the Devil's Pickle".  Thanks man.

I regularly visit a forum where every other day or so, they'll post a thread named "LOL And You Lose".  This is the picture that I lost to.  Having seen the "original picture", aptly called "Lemon Party", I felt you needed to see it too.  It has absolutely nothing to do with today's show, but I wanted to share this pic, and that's what you do with a blog right?

Yep.  That guy is probably from Texas.

It's been a whirlwind of a week here in the Twisted Gamer household.  I sold a car I've had for 10 years, I finally got all the money needed to make beer, and I'm ramping up for a big cookout for Memorial Day.  On today's show, we get back into the heat of things and talk about digital prices being the same on launch day as a retail copy of the game, EA's got a scheme not unlike something we've seen before (*cough* Call of Duty Elite), and we touch briefly on E3 2012 coming up in a few weeks.

Every once in awhile something gets inside Dalyn's ass and he has to write lyrics for an Xbox Sucks Rap.  We did it long ago, and we're up to Volume 3 now with his incredibly funny renditions.  I even poke fun that with all of the gangsta rap that came out back in the day, they wrote from the heart, about their upbringing in the 'hood and rapping about the hardships they had to go through.  Dalyn's hardships are having to put up with a "lackluster piece of shit system" called the Microsoft Xbox 360.  Enjoy today's show kiddies.  It's a doozie!

- Minecraft Creator Says EA's "Destroying" Gaming

- Report: Activision Pays Out $42 Million To Former Devs

- Comcast Fucking Things Up For Sony Streaming

- Fucked Up News:  Transporting An Xbox And Cocaine The Hard Way

- Sound Clip Corner: Krispy Kreme Rapper and Fat Dude Pissed About Buffet

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Someone is having a FABULOUS DAY! Dalyn is home right now alone with 4 of his kids, so we weren't able to record this week, but last week we sat down and did a "double show" - recording two episodes. This is the second show we did that day. We were almost talked out, and we might seem a little rushed, but I still think we put a great show on record.

On today's Twisted Gamer Radio:

- Waiters Give Black Patrons Bad Service
- Dead Baby Pills For Your Health!
- Signing A Contract To Play Xbox

There are no words that need to be said to describe the reason I chose that picture or the fact that Douchey Tim is back.  He's on the show today.  Enjoy it if you can.  I certainly did not like it.

On today's Twisted Gamer Radio:

- Grandparent's Give Awkward Congrats To Wedding Couple

- Woman Donates Kidney To Boss, Then Gets Fired By Boss

- Douchey Tim Returns!

- Kids Get Drunk On Hand Sanitizer, It Cleans The Insides

- Fucked Up News:  Sex Offender Steals Video Games From Cancer Kids

- Sound Clip Corner:  Jack Off To Facebook Song and 3 Grandma's Watch The Kardashian Sex Tape

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I feel like I have to explain this episode title just a little bit.  This was our very first podcast episode title for Loot Ninja, and it set the bar on everything that we would do after that.  Over 60+ episodes later and I sit here typing a "new" podcast post for this blog - The Distorted Gamer.  In a way it's a subtle tribute.  A way to say thanks.

I will not count any of the episodes before this as part of TGR.  We are starting fresh, starting new, and are re-branding ourselves and turning over a new stone.  So with that comes a new format, a new episode style labeling system, but with the same old twisted-ness you've come to know and love.  I would have named this episode "TGR Episode 1 - Dalyn Has Horrible Protein Farts", but I feel I should give credit where credit is due.  Enjoy today's show everyone.  Welcome back to your home of stupid.

On today's Twisted Gamer Radio:

- Mom Spends Thousands For Teen To Win Prom Queen

- Recession? Nah, We Gotta Marry Dogs

- Worst Video Game Purchase Ever Made

- Quick Hits

- Fucked Up News:  Kid Is Ass Raped By A Wii-Mote

- Sound Clip Corner:  Technical Difficulties

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Hello everyone.  Glad you found us finally.  This will be the last of the "feed dump" episodes that I do.  "Feed dump".  Man that term I made up just sounds funny.  It's got a nice ring to it, but it also serves a purpose.  We're getting all of the cobwebs swept away from the recording equipment, computers, servers, podcast feeds, and everything else needed to bring you the Twisted Gamer Radio podcast.

We're doing it our way this time, with no limitations or internal hurdles what-so-ever.  We're not going to edit the podcast, we're not going to cut it down, we're going to give you the "whole hog" laid back views and opinions every week that we can.

All we ask is that you spread the word.  If you like Twisted Gamer Radio, us, our style, anything; tell a friend or two.  That's it.  That's all you have to do.  We appreciate you guys for sticking with us.  Now it's time for you to let your friends in on the "clubhouse of stupid".

We don't ask much from all of our former Loot Ninja followers, Twitter people, Facebook friends, or anyone who just randomly stumbled across us from Google, but now is the time.  Enjoy the podcast everyone, we'll be back next week for a brand new show.

On today's show:

- I have no idea. It's been so long since I listened to this.  I thought we would be able to just put the show up on Youtube and give it to people that way, but it was a little bit more involved in getting the podcast up.

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Well, I'm testing some stuff out, trying desperately to get Twisted Gamer Radio back on the podcasting airwaves. It's been a long ass time, and don't know if I'm truly ready to get back behind the mic.

Don't worry, it's much easier this time around. I've already got all of the equipment. I've got web-hosting duties locked up for pretty cheap. I just need to figure this whole RSS/Blogger integration/iTunes bullshit out.  Here's hoping this all works.

I'll be running some tests over the coming days to make sure things are running smoothly. For now though, I'll start you off with one of my favorite episodes we ever did, just showcasing how stupid, retarded, and weird we are behind a few microphones.

Twisted Gamer Radio - The Year End "Best Of" Show