Twisted Teatime

In this episode of Twisted Teatime we explore a short story by Certain Shadows about a wealthy bully moving to a small town and how he handles "Hurricane Season"

Good evening my Creepy Kitties. Here's a holiday special! I have to run or I'd write more.

My Christmas Tale - by: Icydice

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/My_Christmas_Tale

Music by: Myuu and Kevin MacLeod

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The Twisted Teatime Theme is:

Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod

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The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2025 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

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Good evening my creepy kitties!

It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime!

In tonight's yarn we see get a Halloween Special less than 24 hours after my last episode, you should feel special. YOU ARE SPECIAL!

This is "John Rash Remains", by MakRalston, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/John_Rash_Remains

Find more by MakRalston here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/User:MakRalston

Music by Monument Studios

www.monumentstudios.net

I would love it if you went to www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough!

If you want to support me and my mischief on a financial level, I will say I could use the money, dental work for cats isn't cheap after all.

Here's where you can support me with a single donation: https://ko-fi.com/themadcatter

Here's my PayPal if your *really* want to be direct: paypal.me/cheshirehat

Like the thumbnail graphics behind my logo? It was made by my friend Hastur! Find them on Instagram @hasturgraphics!

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:

Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod

www.incompetech.com

For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2025 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?

E-mail it, or send a link to it, at [email protected]

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Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Good evening my creepy kitties!

It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime!

In tonight's yarn we see the conclusion to this bleak trilogy from none-other than God itself! So surely this will be a happy fun time!

This is "Job's Ashes", part three of three by the author EmpyrealInvective, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Job%27s_Ashes

Music by Monument Studios

www.monumentstudios.net

I would love it if you went to www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough!

If you want to support me and my mischief on a financial level, I will say I could use the money, dental work for cats isn't cheap after all.

Here's where you can support me with a single donation: https://ko-fi.com/themadcatter

Here's my PayPal if your *really* want to be direct: paypal.me/cheshirehat

Like the thumbnail graphics behind my logo? It was made by my friend Hastur! Find them on Instagram @hasturgraphics!

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:

Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod

www.incompetech.com

For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2025 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?

E-mail it, or send a link to it, at [email protected]

Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Good evening my creepy kitties!

It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime!

In tonight's yarn we see what happens when an incel turns to the occult to get revenge for his own inadequacies.

This is "Abraham's Dagger", part two of three by the author EmpyrealInvective, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Abraham%27s_Dagger

Music by Monument Studios

https://www.monumentstudios.net

I would love it if you went to www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough!

Like the thumbnail graphics behind my logo? It was made by my friend Hastur! Find them on Instagram @hasturgraphics!

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:

Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod

www.incompetech.com

If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank!

ko-fi.com/themadcatter

paypal.me/cheshirehat

For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2023 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?

E-mail it, or send a link to it, at [email protected]

Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Good evening my creepy kitties!

It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime!

In tonight's yarn we see the consequence of our last episode.

This is "Abraham's Dagger", part two of three by the author EmpyrealInvective, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Abraham%27s_Dagger

Music is by Monument Studios

https://www.monumentstudios.net

I would love it if you went to www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough!

Like the thumbnail graphics behind my logo? It was made by my friend Hastur! Find them on Instagram @hasturgraphics!

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:

Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod

www.incompetech.com

If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank!

ko-fi.com/themadcatter

paypal.me/cheshirehat

For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2023 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?

E-mail it, or send a link to it, at [email protected]

Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Good evening my creepy kitties!

I, The Mad Catter, am back!

I bring you a brand new episode of Twisted Teatime as part of my relaunch of this podcast. I know I haven't been around since Halloween, but life has been raining lemons and nobody seems to want to buy lemonade!

In tonight's story, our protagonist just wants to beat the heat and visit his family, but traffic is a separate layer of hell unto itself so he decides to go off the beaten path. Well, when he does this, he tells us "I found a Dark and Lonely Road"

I Found a Dark and Lonely Road - by Shadowswimmer77

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/I_Found_a_Dark_and_Lonely_Road

I would love it if you went to https://www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough!

Like the thumbnail art? It was made by my friend Hastur! Find them on Instagram @hasturgraphics!

If you want to support my YouTube projects, they are listed below:

https://www.youtube.com/@themadcatter

https://www.youtube.com/@twistedturns69

Music in this episode by Myuu and Kevin MacLeod

www.youtube.com/@Myuu

www.incompetech.com

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:

Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod

www.incompetech.com

Want to support the show and help us grow? Then leave a review or rating on iTunes, or wherever you can, and share the show with anyone you think might be interested!

If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank!

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The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime is copyright 2023 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?

E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected]

Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat

Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Hello my creepy kitties, I'm back!

And just in time for Halloween.

Tonight's yarn is spun about an ancient creature, a monster you might say, who finds their friends have left him behind out of fear of the encroaching humans. They're too stubborn to leave, despite humanities greatest weapon. Purrrhaps they'll perish, or perhaps they'll find a new calling.

"I am Halloween" by Natron25

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/I_Am_Halloween

Music in this episode by Myuu and Kevin MacLeod

www.youtube.com/@Myuu

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:

Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod

www.incompetech.com

Want to support the show and help us grow? Then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or wherever you can, and share the show with anyone you think might be interested!

If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank!

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The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Five is copyright 2023 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?

E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected]

Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat

Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Welcome to Twisted Teatime Presents: Terminus 23. This is a preliminary broadcast, a short tale told by our enigmatic Host as he drifts among the stars on board haunted station Terminus 23. It is also Terminus 23 day as I upload this, granted it is nearing the end. So sit back, warm up a mug of caff, and enjoy.

Story:

"The Limitless Dimension" by LethalPen

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Limitless_Dimension

Music:

Spacial Harvest - Kevin MacLeod

Controlled Chaos - Kevin MacLeod

Terminus 23 theme is:

Galactic Rap by Kevin MacLeod

www.incompetech.com

Want to support the show and help us grow? Then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or wherever you can, and share the show with anyone you think might be interested!

If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank!

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Terminus 23 is copyright 2024 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?

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Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat

Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Hello my creepy kitties, I'm back!

It's been awhile, but here I am to bring you a Halloween episode! Well, a day late and a dollar short for actual All Hallows Eve, but right on time for All Hallows in general!

So, what if that season never ended? “Oh!” I hear some yuppies shout in excitement “You mean pumpkin spice lates forever?!”

“Nay,” I say, “I mean a world of constant rot!

And in this autumnal nightmare, MakRalston helps us understand what it’s like to be…

“Evergreens in an Endless Autumn”

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Evergreens_in_an_Endless_Autumn

Music in this episode:

All music in this episode was sourced from the talented Myuu!

Songs include:

The Forsaken

Wind's Wreck

Stille

Strange Vision

Exhale

Deadly Sorrow

Damned

Darkest Night

Despair

Winds Wreck (10th Anniversary Version)

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:

Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod

www.incompetech.com

Want to support the show and help us grow? Then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or wherever you can, and share the show with anyone you think might be interested!

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If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank!

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For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Five is copyright 2023 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?

E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected]

Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat

Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License