After a couple of false starts we get to speak to Kevin living in Scotland who had been to Airdrie vs St Johnstone who gives us a report Dan Phillips now at St Johnstone and is immediately given Ambassador status for Scotland and gives us a tip for a Hearts striker looking to leave who will be a free agent in the summer!! A fine start ambassador!

We finally get “Badly Drawn Watford” on having gone head to head with Banksy in Bristol (Banksy bottled it) in the artist shoot out and on the football side of things thinks the squad look tired (when he wasn’t in the bar!). John joins us having dropped his daughter off and tells us about trying and failing to get transfer targets from Man City and we talk about Martins and Asprilla, we give an update on the prediction league (for all the people not bothered about it!).

Chris joins us from Whitechapel having had to attend college on Saturdays and asks that we should now stop calling “Giorgi” - “Dave”. Pete explains that “Dave” isn’t a show of disrespect but Chris thinks that Giorgi Chakvetadze has earned the right to be called by his own name – fair play. We then decide we will blow the transfer budget into turning Ken Sema into the Bionic man!

We go to the 5 word reviews before speaking to Mal about his upcoming 65th birthday and discuss what circus skills we should force Carl to learn (Fired out of a cannon seemed quite appealing!)

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