Two and a Half Citizens

Two and a Half Citizens

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Two and a Half Citizens episodes

  • 101. TWITTER’S NEW CEO WHO IS “SHE”?! TAHC

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    “MEXICAN” PODCASTS


    TWITTERS NEW CEO WHOP IS SHE?


    WRITERS STRIKE


    LIL DURK AND J COLE “ALL MY LIFE” SONG REVIEW


    ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IN ENTERTAINMENT (WRITING SHOWS/JOKES


    ETHICAL IMPLICATIONS OF A.I.


    A.I. SCAMS


    TITLE 42 LIFTED AND WHAT THAT MEANS FOR THE COUNTRY 


    RIHANNA AND A$AP ROCKY ANNOUNCE SON’S NAME “RZA”


    NEW VOTING LAWS?


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  • 100. “CINCO DE DRINKO MI AMIGO!!” TAHC

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    BEING MEXICAN ON CINCO DE MAYO


    RUBEN MOVING BACK TO HOUSTON (SAN FRANCISCO VS HOUSTON)


    SUBURBS VS INNER CITY LIFESTYLE 


    PABLO’S BAD “MEXICAN” BEAN DIP STORY


    GETTING PULLED OVER AS A MEXICAN TEEN 


    ANUEL AA TAGS EX GIRLFRIEND KAROL G IN NEW SONG PROMO


    PESO PLUMA VS BAD BUNNY


    BAD BUNNY DATING WHITE?!?


    FRANK OCEAN’S BAD COACHELLA PERFORMANCE


    TUCKER CARLSON FIRED FROM FOX


    CNN FIRES DON LEMON


    STEVEN CROWDER’S WILD RING CAM VIDEO LEAK


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    1 hr 1 min
  • 99. “ANDREW TATE IS OUT OF JAIL!!” TAHC

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    ANDREW TATE RELEASED FROM PRISON


    ADIN ROSS SEES SISTER NAKED ON STREAM


    DONALD TRUMP GETS ARRESTED


    WHAT YOU DOING IN JAIL?!


    FAMOUS MUGSHOTS


    SHOULD WE BE WORRIED ABOUT AI?!?!


    GETTING QUESTIONS FROM AI



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    1 hr 6 min
  • 98. “JONAH HILL MADE KANYE LIKE JEWISH PEOPLE??!!” TAHC

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    KANYE LIKES THE JEWS AGAIN?


    CAN WE WEAR YEEZYS


    SELENA GOMEZ GIVES THE RED LIGHT ON HAILEY BEIBER


    ADIDAS AND BEYONCE’S IVY PARK SPLIT WAYS


    LARSA PIPEN HAD SEX 4 TIMES A DAY FOR 23 YEARS?!


    DONALD TRUMP GOING TO JAIL?!


    TEKASHI 69 GETS JUMPED IN AN LA FITNESS


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    54 min
  • 97. “JA WARRANT GOING FROM THE LEAUGE TO THE HOOD!!” TAHC

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    JA MORANT


    THE BANKS ARE FAILING?!?!?


    INTERNATIONAL BASEBALL


    MARCH MADNESS


    HOUSTON MARCH MADNESS CONCERTS


    REALITY SPORTS TV


    SIMULATION THEORY


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    1 hr 3 min
  • 96. “SELENA GOMEZ EXPOSES NEPO BABIES” TAHC

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    SELENA GOMEZ VS BALDWIN BEIBERS / KARDASHIANS

    BAD BUNNY X KENDALL JENER!?!?

    GETTING BACK TO OUR ROOTS

    ENTERING OUR TIO ERA

    4 AMERICANS KIDNAPPED AND 2 FOUND DEAD IN MEXICO

    TWITTER EMPLOYEES HR DEPARTMENT IS TWITTER

    ELON MUSK WANTS TO REWRITE TWITTER?!?!

    KNOWING YOUR WORTH

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    57 min
  • 95. “FOOTBALL PLAYERS OPEN UP FOR RIHANNA” TAHC

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    TEXAS WINTER STORM POWER OUTAGES

    TOM BRADY RETIRING

    HIGH PRICED EBAY BIDS

    RIHANNA HALF TIME PERFORMANCE

    BIG GAME PREDICTIONS

    LIL YACHTY ALBUM DEBATE

    GRAMMY PREDICTIONS

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    46 min
  • 94. “90’S KIDS REVIEW THAT 90’S SHOW AND MORE” TAHC

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    ZEN BEING A GIRL DAD

    HAVING KIDS

    TELLING PEOPLE “WE’RE TRYING”

    ALEC BALDWIN CHARGED WITH INVOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER

    FAMILY GUY NIPSEY HUSSLE JOKE

    EARTHS CORE CHANGED DIRECTIONS

    THAT 90’S SHOW

    KIDSUPER LOUIS FASHION SHOW

    OHIO MURDERS

    OPEN CARRYING

    HOUSTON TAQUERIA SHOOTING

    CHAT GPT PASSES THE BAR

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    53 min
  • 93. “YOUNG THUG DOES DRUG DEAL IN COURT?!” TAHC

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    ANDREW CALLIGHAN ALLIGATIONS

    COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION

    SALT PAPI AND INFLUENCER BOXING

    WWE BEING BOUGHT

    BEYONCE GETS 24 MILLION FOR SHOW IN DUBAI

    LAVERGNE POLICE DEPARTMENT SEX SCANDAL

    PEOPLE SLEEPING WITH DOGS

    YOUNG THUG DOES DRUG DEAL IN COURT

    TAX SEASON

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    1 hr 22 min
  • 92. “TRAUMA BONDING” TAHC

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    62 HOURS NO LIQOUR STORES?!?!

    HOSTING EVENTS AND GETTING PEOPLE TO LEAVE

    LIVING WITH ROOMMATES

    GETTING BULLIED GROWING UP

    THE FALL OS SKATE SHOPS

    PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION

    REPRESENTATION IN TV/MOVIES

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    1 hr 6 min

About Two and a Half Citizens

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The “Two and a Half Citizens” Zen, Pablo, and Ruben joke about and discuss various entertainment, pop culture, political, and other news topics of the week. Let us give you a take to take or not to…