Two and a half opinions

Two and a half opinions

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Two and a half opinions episodes

  • Ep 3. Is being a hoarder in our DNA

    Chaotic and emotional stories about our Mums and Dads


    00:00 Intro

    00:17 The local measles outbreak

    03:06 Frozen meatballs

    05:46 Intermittent hunger strike

    07:17 How I found out my parents are divorced

    11:42 Yeah right

    13:11 Hey Gurlllllll

    15:38 How to get out of fines for free part 1

    16:22 How to get free ice creams at McDonalds

    17:56 How to get out of fines for free part 2

    21:21 Human ID scanner

    24:17 Earrings!

    25:10 No is yes

    29:00 motherly teachings

    33:20 spend time with your family!


    39 min
  • Ep2. HR did not approve this - tea time with a side of trauma

    Exit interviews that should have happened


    00:00 Intro

    02:34 Please apply your deodorants

    07:44 Uniform with a markup

    13:02 Your annual leave is your ransom

    20:00 Please just retire

    26:44 Working alongside a sexual offender

    29:05 Only child syndrome

    34:05 Your colleagues toenails

    36:10 Turd in the shop

    38:14 You do not need to pull down your pants

    40:13 Ratatouille

    42:30 Being late to work because you turned into a glowstick

    45:29 China number 1

    1 hr 3 min
  • Ep 1. Get me off this crappy bus

    Nothing is more satisfying than a smooth bowel movement. But not all of us are created equal. Today we share our digestive stories to raise awareness for bowel and colorectal health.


    00:00 Intro

    01:59 Auckland Transport Horror Story

    05:20 Pruritus

    09:06 Haemorrhoidectomy

    17:25 Colonoscopy

    30:52 Dairy in the Diary

    32:40 Augustine Toilet

    38:50 Soiled Exam


    52 min

About Two and a half opinions

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Two ex-coworkers, one Maori, one Chinese, still work wives.