Two Apple Thieves

In this episode, Phil eats chicken.

Hey Hey Whoa HOO! Back after a brief hiatus of existential terror and BOY are we on point. The greatest podcast? Yes.

The END of Apple Thieves!?!? Or is it a ratings boosting ruse!? The clatter of suicidal fans hitting the pavement from rooftops is my sweet lullaby. How can YOU go on?

We discuss omens at great length.

Your tears are the sweetest of nectar for my little bumblebee lips, dear Listener.

Boys. Apples. You knew the game when you signed on for this. It's too late now.

Two tired apple cheeked boys versus the world with only your magical playing card deck to defend them! Who will be the champion!?

Two apple boys are tormented by their inner demons. Why can't they stop? What is this COMPULSION.

What is it to thieve an apple? Is it good? Is it bad? What even are good and bad, you goddamn sap. Here's an episode.

Two apple-y boys talk the talk of people like people do.