Two Chunks And A Hunk

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we really stick it to Quibi. I mean totally roast them. We invent the single most interesting and appealing show of all time, and then we still don't subscribe to Quibi in spite of our amazing imaginary show. We're not sure if they'll ever recover from this.

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In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review 47 Ronin, we pine wistfully after a movie that shall never exist, and we meet Jordan's good friend, Nigel.

This episode contains spoilers for 47 Ronin. Obviously.

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we've been slaving away in our podkitchen and we've whipped you up a batch of what we daresay might be the best potato salad you've ever downloaded. In a reference to a euphemism we're all very familiar with, we hope this potato salad is not bad, but in fact that it's actually quite good, which we all know is the most desirable type of potato salad there is.

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Monster Trucks. Usually we write something funny here, but this time we will stick to facts. This movie stars two actors in their late twenties playing high school seniors, it's based on an idea from a four-year-old child, and it's a soft prequel to Pixar's Cars.

This episode contains spoilers for Monster Trucks. Obviously.

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we invite you to join us for our favorite after school snack. You've come home after a long day of fourth grade and you're absolutely famished. And then it hits you. That smell. The ooey, gooey goodness of a salty savory treat. It's TikTok Stars, fresh out of the oven.

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In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Jupiter Ascending, we stare in bewildered fury at an inscrutable performance from Eddie Redmayne, we are transfixed by horrible visions of a speed skating space wolf-elf, and mostly we just take pity on all these actors that have to live with the fact that they were in this movie.

This episode contains spoilers for Jupiter Ascending. Obviously.

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Carter introduces a brand-new game that requires unparalleled synchronization between Jordan and Doz. They must join as two halves of one brain, united in their single-minded pursuit of the perfect synopsis. We will let you judge if they ever got there.

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In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Monsters, Inc. but mainly we are sandwich crazy. Just absolutely nuts for those hearty, bready treats. Take a listen as we three sandwich-weavers turn mere minutes into something that feels like hours via detailed descriptions of every facet of sandwichcraft. If you somehow make it through our sandwich gauntlet, the rest of the episode is pretty great too.

This episode contains spoilers for Monsters, Inc. Obviously.

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, NINTENDO WHO!? That's what you'll be saying when you hear us play our super new game that totally smashes the video game it's based on, bro. We also play that scary Rumpelstiltskin clip again and we're very sorry about it.

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In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Incredibles, Carter anticipates gastrointestinal distress, Jordan has a strong opinion, and Doz is a big grump BUT his throat makes a funny noise so it's actually all fine.

This episode contains spoilers for The Incredibles. Obviously.