Two Chunks And A Hunk

THIS BE OUR NEW SERIES "SHIVER ME SEPTIMBERS" -- WELCOME ABOARD, YE SCALLYWAGS. 

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Muppet Treasure Island, we receive our pirate names, and we struggle to remember the names of both Muppets and classic literary characters.

This episode contains spoilers for Muppet Treasure Island, but us pirates don't care if the movie is ruined for you.

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we are still stranded on Paradise, but honestly we hardly even mention it. JPJ catches a fish, Derek leaves, and we forget to set a timer for a game that we are bad at.

Is this even still the sixth part of Chunks In Paradise? Regardless, tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode!

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Mean Girls, Carter makes a bad October joke, and we invent new pirate-themed pool tricks. 

This episode contains spoilers for Mean Girls. Obviously.

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we can't seem to escape the Isle of Paradise! JPJ has a meltdown, there's some wedding drama, and honestly we're so bored of all of it! Also in this episode, we play Extra Credit and it goes exactly how you think.

Join us for the fifth part of Chunks In Paradise, and tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode!

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Dead Poets Society, we reveal our totally nautical September series, and we accidentally become a food podcast.

This episode contains spoilers for Dead Poets Society. Obviously.

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In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we standeth transfix'd on the beaches of Paradise yet again, pining after love long sought. We gaze in awe as young lov'rs falleth in and out of relationship with one anoth'r, two beautiful men wage candied war for the affections of their lov'r, young mistress Demi finally maketh a decision, and our fine host Carter hast writ a very goode verse to commemorate the occasion.

Join us for the fourth part of Chunks In Paradise, and tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode!

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Ferris Bueller's Day Off, we're joined in the studio by The Boss himself, and we talk about Beethoven (the dog not the man) a surprising number of times. 

This episode contains spoilers for Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Obviously.

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we find ourselves on the sandy shores of Paradise once more! Confident Cam completely collapses! JPJ soliloquizes a Shakespearean sonnet to a transfixed Tayshia! Nicole is caught between kindly Clay and contentious Christian! All this and more in this episode!

Join us for the third part of Chunks In Paradise, and tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode!

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review School Of Rock, we create a new stage show starring The Rock and Jack Black, and we are VERY cool teachers. 

This episode contains spoilers for School Of Rock. Obviously.

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we spend another SPICY week in Paradise! Blake is only after WiiSports! Demi is filled with secret wisdom! JPJ yarfs up some tacos! All this and more in this episode!

Join us for the second part of Chunks In Paradise, and tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode!