Two Clowns and a Goat

Two Clowns and a Goat

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Two Clowns and a Goat episodes

  • !kcab era eW | We are back!

    After months spent away from the world licking their wounds from the now infamous 'Roast of TC and Alex', the guys courageously enter back into the world of podcasting to try and reclaim their confidence. To do so, they fumble through the complex physics of Tenet and make NFL predictions surely to fall apart by week 2. It's good to be back.

    1 hr 28 min
  • The Roast of TC and Alex

    After yearsss of waiting, Roast-Master Kaitlyn finally accepted the invitation to join the show. The sting of her quips was dulled only slightly by the coffee cake she served to us as she delivered her blows. Luckily, Dr. Kaitlyn also made an appearance and was there to mend us back together in the end!

    1 hr 12 min
  • Work from Home LIVE On-the-Job Coronavirus Special

    The world is in quarantine. Employees across the globe are now working from home. Fresh out of the shadow of their bosses' supervision, the Clowns coalesce to create their first ever LIVE on-the-job podcast. Goat Arnav joins the special to give his unique perspective inside American hospitals and to help the guys formulate appropriate responses to the emails being received LIVE on-air. To our bosses' dismay, no real work is accomplished. Instead, a podcast is born. Stay healthy, my friends.

    1 hr 9 min
  • The Twilight Zone

    The guys return to the studio to discuss the perplexing dimension in which they've found themselves, early on in this new decade: 

    • Prince Harry now plays for the Eagles. 
    • Three goats are somehow playing Jeopardy. 
    • Mono runs rampant in the Bachelor mansion.
    • TC goes train hopping with the woman formerly known as the Duchess of Sussex.
    • Alex steals the Mona Lisa.

    • This is the middle ground between light and shadow -- between man's grasp and his reach; between science and superstition; between the pit of his fears and the sunlight of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area that might be called the Twilight Zone.


      1 hr 26 min
    • The Episode About Nothing

      With nothing but a 45 minute timer and a starting point, the guys channel their inner Seinfeld to see just how wide-ranging and pointless their conversation could be.

      49 min

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