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Two Clowns and a Goat
By Two Clowns and a GoatSports
Two Clowns and a Goat episodes
- Work Pictures
TC flirts with the idea of a quid pro quo as he gets involved in a dessert-tasting competition at work. Alex pitches a new movie idea Ferris Bueller would be proud of. The guys discuss the exciting new development that is Gardner Minshew (and other NFL news). The episode wraps up with a couple of new holiday ideas America is sure to fall in love with.
1 hr 45 min - Four Months till Star WarsAlex bakes a brat. TC is attracted to the dark side. Bold predictions, bad takes, and big news galore1 hr 36 min
- Fruit Snack Equality
Dr. Martin Luther Cain Jr. drops into the studio for his first appearance. The guys explore a new, Food Network-inspired segment they are calling TChopped. The episode wraps up with an exhilarating tour inside the walls of the generic, American work place.
Timestamps:
- 2:10 - 20K+ Email Disaster
- 9:27 - TC hates Steve Perry's voice
- 13:53 - Tech Talk
- 21:13 - Dr. Cain arrives!
- 31:10 - Football is BACK
- 1:17:00 - TChopped
- 1:36:47 - Bachelor Update
- 1:36:58 - Mount Rushmore of office "guys"
1 hr 52 min - Eyelins and urinals and funerals, oh my!Alex gets intimidated. TC climbs a wall. The Area 51 business trip is on the horizon1 hr 22 min
- Dunk Irk
The boys pitch a new monocle business that the world should keep an eye on. TC continues building his resume for a potential Webster's Dictionary career. A new movie title anagram segment is introduced. Finally, a list of Harry Potter pickup lines sure to work in the muggle world.
TimeStamps:
8:30 - What if Prohibition came back?
15:05 - Monocle Business Pitch
25:10 - Shirt Tags
32:40 - Bachelorette
42:30 - NFL
51:20 - Movie Title Anagrams
1:04:56 - Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines
1 hr 19 min - 1 hr 20 min
- Dobby and the Chamber of Secrets
Cain clan comes in full force in this in depth interview. Alex gives a nickname. TC forfeits his first name. Darby tells all.
2 hr 7 min - Mormon Girl
In this wide ranging episode, the guys reveal themselves as anti-dentites and join a book club. TC sends Star Wars memes to girls on Bumble, while Alex preps for a karaoke performance on international waters.
One day, 20 years from now, we will laugh at the descriptions of these episodes. I pray to the gods that our children never discover this treasure chest full of reasons to lose all respect for their old men. Cheers!
1 hr 31 min - 2019 Draft Recap
This one goes out to all the football adicts out there who just needs a fix. The two clowns and their goat have you this week. Just take a load off sit back with a glass of nice cold eggnog and enjoy.
1 hr - Mark Heaths
In this instant classic, the guys interview their first super-fan, Mark Heaths, a man History will not soon forget. After reaching out on Twitter, the California-native makes a shocking revelation that shakes the foundation of the world as we know it. The first shots in a bloody war have been fired. May God watch over our souls.
1 hr 11 min
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