The races are on so this is gonna be a pretty short description. Stand by for a brief Archie Bond cameo where he proves yet again why he's the dumbest bloke this side of Chipping Sodbury. Shoutout to Zoom for the improved audio quality.

A momentus gameweek is concluded and there's a new King in town. Fellow centurian for the week Laurie Cleevely joins us as Wylie spends the full 39 minutes moaning about his pitiful performance. Ewan Wright Wright Wright is rattled and very much chasing the game. Big shoutout to Sherin (who definitely lives with Wylie) for her cameo performance. We'll sign off with an evergreen quote from the episode: 'I don't think we've done this podcast well' Joseph Stephen Wylie.

Bit of a shambolic one this week as we discuss all the fall out from the biggest DGW in FPL history (and for the first five minutes why Liverpool are so shite). Big boy Bond joins us for a cracking little cameo as he reveals his long term strategy for the season and it quickly becomes clear why he's languishing in the middle of the table. If you're one of the few listeners that actually makes it to the end of our podcasts then Wylie's got a belter of a differential pick for you too. As ever, f*** off Pep and f*** off Ewan.

No dicking about with guests this week; the biggest double gameweek in FPL history is upon us and the Two Clueless Dickheads are all business. Both have played their bench boost and are banking on big returns to see them close the gap at the top of the table. More accusations of copying are made as the most shameless man in England (Joseph Stephen Wylie) takes inspiration from Kai's ingenious wildcard picks. In FPL terms this is simply as big as it gets. Let's f*****g go.

In an episode where Wylie's feeling pretty smug about his team's GW24 performance, we welcome Alex Campbell to the show to talk through his sub-par FPL season and the integrity he has shown that's led him there. We also hear a childish rant from one of the hosts as he claims to have discovered Burnley stalwart Matthew Lowton. Finish the bleeding episodes as well you bunch of wronguns.

In the build up to gameweek 24 we welcome podcasting veteran Dan Gadsden onto the show as he talks us through his recent charge up the league table. We also review a frankly bullshit gameweek in which one of the hosts was robbed by the rule makers at FPL towers and Mike Dean (don't slag him off). A certain Evertonian also picks up a few mentions throughout.

If ever an episode needed a bit of editing it was this one. Apologies for the various technical difficulties but we powered through and discussed another tumultuous gameweek in which He Who Must Not Be Named incresed his lead over the both us. We also chatted to our very first international guest; as everyone's best mate Louis Tovell joined us from Switzerland to discuss his FPL apathy and his recent wildcard usage. Also Wylie gets the name of the podcast wrong again and no one knows if he's joking at this point. Moron.

After being betrayed by the likes of Pep Guardiola and Thomas Tuchel we discussed how both of our teams managed to somewhat recover from those setbacks. Also an absolute thrill to welcome our first special guest to the show; as one Archie Bond joined us to talk through his pretty disastrous gameweek and some of the calamitous decisions he's made throughout the season.

In this opening episode we discuss our FPL season so far, the (many) mistakes we've made, the current situation in our mini league and our plans for our teams going forward. It's an absolute shambles, I'd like to say we'll improve but you'd have to say there's a good chance we don't.