What year is it? About three whole months ago we were lucky enough to talk to the enchanting Knate Higgins aka Bunny Wonderland, and we tried to include the talented Kitty Willow, but our remote recording skills are seriously lacking. It gets raunchy. Enjoy.

This episode is an embarrassing combination of our talents; eating into the microphone and talking about a void of topics. We recorded it in the middle of our summer hiatus and Abby has forgotten to upload it for weeks and weeks. We go on about Ed from Sam's workplace, all the weddings she's been to over the summer, and we talk Tim through killing mosquitoes. 

Hi guys. We're sorry that it's been so long since we last uploaded an episode. We've been busy with weddings and LGBTQ pride. Anyway, Abby's been forgetting to upload this episode for a few weeks now, so here it is. Killdozer, asshole teenagers, belly shirts, and H. Jon Benjamin's new memoir. Listen.

This week we're sharing embarrassing stories about falling down, Orville Peck, and the Satanic Temple!

Hi creeps! This week we are all over the map. We talk about over-tipping your strippers, a girl telling drunk Sam that she looks like Smee, and Abby bombs in a game of What Do I Look Like!

We're back for round two of the puke discussion. We also get pretty heavy into some ICP/Juggalos, talk about weird things we do when we're alone, and Tim indulges us in a creepy story from his past. 

Join us as we celebrate 6 months of Two Creeps and a Microphone by wheeze-laughing way too much. 

What do you get when you combine talking too close to the microphone, a Bunny and the Fox drag show, and choking on fast food? You get this episode. Enjoy.

Hi creeps! This week we sat down with our personal pizzas and touched on some random topics. There's a little bit of politics, kissing on the mouth, some bad tattoos, and the usual random bits. Oh, and we leave a really embarrassing voicemail on Matty Matheson's voicemail. Sorry Matty. 

Ted Bundy, Fyre Fest, Ja Rule, need we say more?