Every see a mom / dad with their kid and wonder, "which of you is the parent?" Let's talk a little about who's in control in the parent / child dynamic... 

Also, we had a tragic shooting in Dallas that was also bizarre and, not to be cold to the tragedy, ironic? 

We'll talk a little about Ian Roberts, and of course we have our Bonnie Blue update (no, she's not volunteering her time at Marineland Antibes yet). 

Links for the show: 

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/ice-arrests-des-moines-public-schools-superintendent-2025-09-26/?utm_source=chatgpt.com

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/second-detainee-dies-week-after-dallas-ice-shooting-2025-09-30/?utm_source=chatgpt.com

https://nypost.com/2025/09/28/lifestyle/bonnie-blues-mother-in-law-cant-wait-for-them-to-divorce/?utm_source=chatgpt.com

https://twodadstalking.podbean.com/e/ghosts-groot-up-the-butt-and-ghoulish-jokes/   

Welp, we went there... from Bonnie Blue to a crooked Judge to a Police Officer who doesn't understand probable cause (or doesn't care) to black market Orca semen. Yup, that's the journey we're taking you on today. You're welcome. 

Links for the show: 

https://www.carscoops.com/2025/08/former-u-s-attorney-falsely-arrested-for-dui-hits-back-at-trooper/

https://www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-buzz/lily-phillips-says-she-slept-with-1113-men-in-12-hours-beating-bonnie-blues-claimed-record-article-152195535

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How do you think your kids would handle an emergency? This week's journey includes Tom finding out exactly how his kids would do, a creepy story courtesy of The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings, a controversial substance found in (nearly) every home, John Cena....and Dad Jokes. Always Dad Jokes.

The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings - Lot 028

Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division

John Cena Punching Bag (If You Can See Him)

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In this episode we recorded weeks ago (yeah, we're that far behind). we talk about the Annunciation Church shooting and the responsibility of a parent for their children's actions (or lack thereof). There's also some finger pointing, some ethics debate, and of course Dad Jokes. 

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This one's exactly as it sounds. Ethan Guo,  a 19-year old American Influencer, violated his flight plan and flew to Antarctica. It didn't go well... 

Also, we've affected foreign policy. Hail Sealand. 

Show links: 

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ethan-guo-antarctica-unauthorized-flight-stranded/ 

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So what do Newton, Einstein, Heinlein, Vonnegut and Doug have in common? Only time will tell. Doug makes his own landmark contribution to the philosophy of Time Theory, Tom gives an outline of our historical "understanding" of time, and EVERYONE needs to read Slaughterhouse 5.

Also, Byron Black (not the tennis player) was recently executed in Tennessee. There's a lot of debate over whether or not he was tortured by the state on his "deathbed," so let's talk some ethics in capital punishment. 

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Ever heard of remote viewing? How about an interplanetary father skipping out on child support? Did you know Zeus was really a sex-offending prison warden who underwent history's most impressive rebrands?

Get ready to learn all about Farsight, the only "scientific approach to remote viewing" that we know of. 

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Instead of talking about Farsight (like we planned), Tom selfishly derailed the conversation and monopolized it, complaining about our favorite non-sponsor, a vehicle crash with the best witness ever, and a parent using Autism as an excuse to, well, not be a parent (or a good hooman).

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We've been out of commission for a few weeks, but Tom can (sort of) breath again and Doug is done vacationing (this month). 

We're regressing to our early episodes a little this week, covering a LOT of ground. Buckle up, we're explaining how health insurance bills providers, talking about bullies, introducing the One Big Beautiful Bill (Tom just gagged a little bit), becoming a worse spouse as a side effect of parenting, a real levitation device built in Denmark, our "two party" political system, and Tom's super-low standard for politicians to get his vote. Oh, we also tell boob jokes from Tom's Army days. 

Links from this week's episode: 

Brad Williams: I Bullied My Bully (did he start it? Or did he finish it?)

Sound levitation in Denmark

Musk founds "American Party"

And of course our Patreon! 

In the spirit of this week's episode, we're going to be radically honest with our listeners. We don't remember recording this episode (seriously). We recorded about three weeks ago, then Tom got STUPIDLY sick and Doug embarked on a new job and a camping journey, and aside from Will Smith's interview about Radical Honesty we don't remember what we talked about. 

Enjoy, hopefully we weren't terrible, and send your thoughts on parenting styles to [email protected] !