Two Dads Talking

Welcome to our first remix, where we bring on special guests to help us revisit previous episodes. Tonight, we resurrect our spiciest episode yet with What is a Woman: Answered. We are joined by none other than Big Lux, who very graciously took time out from being famous to join us leading up to the Next Up Music Festival. See you there!

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What is a Woman: Answered

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Welp, we went straight from Hawk Tuah to a Turkish Sharpshooter. We're talking Olympics tonight, and more specifically, Tom is quizzing Doug to see if he knows...well, anything. You name it, we got it: from the opening ceremony to the Turkish John Wick, to awkward sports commentators, boxing controversies and disqualifying weenies. After you're done here, go watch yourself some Kayak Cross (you're welcome).

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These links are on target: 

The Wardrobe Malfunction Story is True?

Just Kidding, it's not?

A Boxing Controversy article less combative than others

Pole Vaulter Reaching New Heights

Fly Me to the Synchronized Moonwalk

Sam and Dean Will Take Care of These Speed Climbers

River Swimming Sickness?

Actually, Maybe Don't Blame the River?

Kayak Cross: Honestly the Best Part of These Olympics

This Was Hard to Find, but Behold: The Bouncing Fencer

Bonus: Sad to Announce I Did Not Qualify for the Olympics

And Finally, Comments Olympic Announcers Would Like to Retract

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What do you want your Legacy to be? No, not the Subaru, though it's a pretty sweet ride. Anyway, after we talk about silly things like how you want others to remember you, we get into the good stuff: SUPERPOWERS. Not just which ones are the best, but which ones actually count (Domino, looking at you).

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Super Links for our Superheroes (that's you!): 

Deadpool & Wolverine Official Trailer

Ace Ventura, Wolverine Detective

And this is the very, very, very beginning of your life.

Casca: The Eternal Mercenary Book Series

Domino's Superpower Explained (Better Than Tom Did)

Watch: What Women Want

Animaniacs Theme Song

It was Buttons and MINDY, not Miranda

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A major political candidate and former President was nearly picked off...that's kind of a big deal. We dive right into everything we know (and don't) from the outset, and hopefully can leave you with a slightly different holistic view you won't get anywhere else. The one thing you absolutely must remember? A father made the ultimate sacrifice to protect his family - RIP Corey Comperatore.

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The Links You Know and Love: 

Initial Facts Rundown

Early Fact Checking

More About Corey Comperatore

Padre Pio, No Matter What You Believe, Is Fascinating

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Hello all you lovely Father Figures! Tonight we plan on going down in a Blaise of Glory - Blaise Pascal and Pascal's Wager, that is. Tonight you will learn how to analogize poker odds with religious beliefs, Robin Hood can tell you exactly how you view reality, and that atheism is so confusing to Doug. Also, please let us know who your favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is because we are totally not petty and not keeping score behind the scenes. Hope to see you all at the Next Up Music Festival, in Westerly, RI the weekend of September 14th!

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Links for your infinite reward: 

Pascal's Wager Summary

Tom Won't Like These TMNT Rankings

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Terrence Howard is an incredible actor, and I think we can all agree he would've been a good War Machine if they could have worked out that contract.

But did you know he remembers being six months old (in the womb) and recalls inner dialog from before he was born?

Did you know he solved a mystery by age six that Leonardo DaVinci allegedly spent his entire life trying to understand?

Did you know he uncovered a flaw in our current mathematics system, holds hundreds of patents on revolutionary technology, and disproved / reinvented gravity?

Well, neither did we. Take a trip down the Terrence Howard rabbit hole with us! This is the audio of our (first) unedited reaction video to his viral presentation on why he's smarter than everyone else in the history of the Earth.

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Links for this livestream bonanza: 

The magical video itself

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By law, a taco is now a sandwich...at least in Allen County, Indiana. More importantly, it sounds like the judge does not honor the Cube Rule. Join us for a raucous episode of sandwich fighting, music videos, Lurking 101, and the return of The Big Game. We also find time at the end to go through all the great movies Doug has NOT seen. 

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Other links for this episode's nonsense: 

The Cube Rule - All You Really Need to Know

Tacos Are Now Sandwiches

Another Article About Taco Sandwiches

The Very Odd Aerosmith Pink Music Video

The Big Game Returns!

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Is this a great philosophical question critiquing the dangers of the world posed to women by men, or is it just a slap in the face for 50% of the world? Spoiler: we thought it was a bit of both. 

What the better question would be, the problem with Christopher Robbin, and a Dad who punched his daughter's 13YO boyfriend. Also, meet the most terrifying bird in the world (thanks Doug). 

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Other links for nonsense we discussed this episode: 

Winnie the Pooh gets bloody:  https://youtu.be/96DIx5gmJrg?si=ugoZpLVHZ3kdd-jV

Colin Farrell chooses not to hit the 13YO, takes a different approach:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHOGs5x90PU 

GD Loggerhead Shrikes are TERRIFYING: https://www.audubon.org/news/shrikes-have-absolutely-brutal-way-killing-large-prey 

Underwater Jaguars? And we're not talking about the football team? https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/a4vw23/underwater_jaguar/ 

MIB Dragonfly scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJW2-JD-_mw 

Bet you never thought kids' sleepovers could be explained using poker. Anyway, that's not even the interesting part of this episode. More interesting is hate mail from another episode, Edgar Allan Poe maybe falling victim to poll hustling, Michael Jordan schooling rookies, and our nostalgia over lost experiences. Don't ask what is in our trunks.

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Poor Edgar Allan Poe. Maybe.

Again, Maybe Poor Poe

Don't F&*k with Jordan - Written Version

Don't F&*k with Jordan - Video Version

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Don't look now, but we recorded an episode with structure! Don't get used to it. This week we're putting everyone in Arenas (you’ll see what we did there): Caitlin Clark vs. Everybody, Bluey vs. Industry Greed, Dane Cook vs. Dave Chappelle, and our top three (seven) TV Dads of all time. Also, if anyone knows a therapist specializing in people who know too much about NBA shoe deals, please help Tom.

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WATCH - Bluey - The Sign

Caitlin Clark Nike Deal

Gilbert Arenas Talks About the Party and Diddy

Gilbert Arenas Birthday Article

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