Two Dads Talking

We're stepping away from the subjects that make Tom swear and diving into Chess. We've got theoretical Chess time loops, hippos, Doug starring in a Sarah McLachlan video, and of course, Dad Jokes.

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How to Beat Kasparov

Hippopotamus Defence

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That's right - we are so distraught over our presidential candidates that we hardly acknowledged our galactic friends. While we talk (and mostly cry) about our voting choices nowadays, we still make time to comparative morality and protesting, how to tell if your new friend is FBI, and how much Vanilla Coke sucks. Let's Talk Trump vs Biden!

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Tom's Favorite Trump Quote Is Here

The Truth is Out There (But Not Here)

Found Someone Who Likes Vanilla Coke

Pretty Airtight Spy Detection List

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We are joined by one of Tom's old colleagues who whisks Tom down Nostalgia Lane. Next, how would you feel if you lost your arm because you...watched a football game? We finish off the evening by swapping drunk (other) driver stories, kid's spring break, and Daylight Savings Time?

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Chiefs Tickets Nowadays Cost an Arm and a Leg

Meme-Accessible Form of Our Other Discussion

Also, the Romans Did Daylight Savings Better...

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The Alabama Supreme Court causes these two dads to debate for almost two hours, complete with devils' advocates, the Founding Fathers, and THE BEST bad analogies. Dive into our discussion of IVF and how we feel about a state court inserting itself into the procreative arena. Oh, and also we have another round of good movies for you to watch.

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Alabama IVF Ruling

Mayo Clinic - IVF

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Movies We Talked About That You Should Totally Watch:

Bunraku

Ip Man (there's multiple of these, and they're all fun)

Fearless (the movie Doug couldn't remember)

Suicide Kings

Lucky Number Slevin

Vice

Nefarious

Unfriended: Dark Web

ARQ

I am Number Four (has Timothy Olyphant <3 )

Looper

Push

Source Code

The Replacements

Yup, we went there and actually answered the question. Plus, Tom is a hardcore conservative? Our wives are awesome, and Doug is a sociopath, confirmed by a third party burger eater.

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The Issue that Sparked our Discussion

I Think This Is the Two Gentlemen Tom Was Referencing?

No Joke, It's Amazing

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Bad driving, prop bets, Super Bowl predictions, bad AI robot replacements, and favorite post-apocalyptic movies. See how right (or wrong) we were, complete with new show structuring!

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The Useless Web

Gambling Problem?

12 Monkeys

The Postman

Zombieland

I Am Legend

The Rover

The Book of Eli

Snowpiercer (Tom's Favorite)

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Did you know the star of a current children's show got his start by literally defecating on a friend on camera? True story, and we're dumping all the details. We also cover the roles men can, will, or should take with children not their own. Also, what will our AI robot overlords actually do? Doug says flip burgers while Tom thinks cooler things. Finally, books and movie recommendations (sort of), a tease about the second worst fight of Tom's life (spoiler, he fought the Naked Koolaid Man), and it turns out Doug has been the smart one all along.

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Behold, the First AI Overlord

The Excavator Song - Blippi

Five Nights at Freddys (Spoliers Here If It Matters)

Shiloh and Bros' YouTube Channel

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Whoo boy did we go places this time. Like, we were probably this close to creating the podcasting singularity. Take a lovely little stroll with us as we discuss suicide pods and how that tech could be used for much better things, personal liberty, The Social Contract by Jean-Jacques Rousseau, banana truck jokes, and Tom's dark stoner poker acquaintance. Don't worry, we also tossed in a Dad Fail or two. Tally ho!

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The Pods In Question

Pods in Question, Link #2!

Right to Jail

The Social Contract

That Poor Banana Truck

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We start by establishing that Doug is the stupider one, and Tom revels in his past predictions. But our focus this week is our own personal Dadness and what it means to us, a dad shoutout, and gracing / cursing our listeners with more dad jokes than your doctor recommends.

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Look, Doug and Rachel Green Are the Same

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Honestly, this is (probably) the only podcast where you can hear Doug's one boring strip club story AFTER discussions about inflation and the tooth fairy. Obviously, we also discuss welfare, Super Mario Bros. and other Chris Pratt movies. Morals of this week: watch out for strippers...*ahem*...dancers...named Raven, don't poop on people's windshields, and Tom's dog is only worth three squeakies.

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Aiming for 100 Children

19 Kids and Counting TV Show

Super Mario Bros. Trailer

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