Two Dolts

Two Dolts

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  • We Say Goodbye to Dan Erb #Pals

    “Every man’s life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another.”

    Dan Erb was a very sweet man—an old soul. I don't have shit friends, sadly, the mark of a true friend in our circles is how atrociously mean someone can be to you and you still love them at the end of the day. A true friend calls you on your bullshit, a true friend will deflate your head balloon if its getting too big.

    Erb, although the same...was drastically different. We connected over the loss of our dads, and we talked about having daughters and how amazing (and tremendously difficult) it is having them. I would wake up in the morning to songs about love, life, dads & loss. To be honest, sometimes Erb would take me from a perfectly good mood into this introspective place that I wasn't ready to go into.


    The hardest adjustment since he passed was to go from saying "sometimes Erb is an asshole" to "Sometimes he WAS an asshole". The WAS part is the biggest hangup.

    How he lived:

    The quality of a man isn't how well he worked or paid his taxes, the quality of a man is how much he impacts the world around him. Erb LOVED hard. He loved his kids, he loved his girl, and he loved his friends tremendously. Good friends are the cornerstone upon which you build the rest of your life. Good friends are there before you meet your wife, before you have your kids, and before you dare to get old.

    How he died: From what I heard, as he was being brought into surgery, he was still making everyone else around him laugh. He fought like the motherfucker he was until there was nothing left. There's a void and it's painfully sad, but to be honest, I kind of love this feeling - I don't love the fact that the texts have stopped forever, or that I won't hear from him again, but feeling this way in loss means that you actually had something to lose.


    We miss you Erb!



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    1 hr 6 min
  • Tez Returns

    From time to time we're funny, most of the time we just talk to amuse ourselves...then sometimes we start smashing home runs. I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long time. Who knows if you'll get the jokes, the humor, or the random bouts that totally cross the line, but it was funny to me, so shut up.

    1 hr 30 min
  • 2023 Year End CLIP SHOWWWW
    1. A non-binary "woman" married to a cis man who insists he's in a gay relationship because she's non-binary
    2. A guy who is sexually attracted to balloons
    3. Internet shopping as imagined in the 1960’s
    4. Fart Spray Candle

    5. 1 hr 4 min
    6. Drink Responsibly??

      All the commercials about beer and booze is about people having fun, but why then say "drink responsibly"? Whats the point??

      #drinking

      #podcasts

      #comedy

      #talkshow

      1 hr 19 min
    7. What makes deadly jobs deadly - harsh conditions, or perhaps lower intelligence?

      Hold on tight as OK, Terrific! tackles a thought-provoking and, at times, controversial topic in our latest episode: What makes deadly jobs deadly – the unforgiving conditions or the cognitive demands of the task? Join us for a deep dive into the high-stakes world of hazardous occupations and the factors that contribute to their risks.

      In this riveting discussion, our hosts explore the harsh realities faced by those in dangerous professions, examining the physical challenges and extreme environments that often define these jobs. But we don't stop there. We also dare to question whether cognitive factors, including problem-solving abilities and decision-making skills, play a role in the perilous nature of certain occupations.

      Prepare for a balanced exploration of the nuances surrounding deadly jobs, from high-intensity physical labor to the mental acuity required in the face of danger. With a mix of humor, insight, and a touch of skepticism, OK, Terrific! aims to unravel the complexities of this multifaceted issue.

      Subscribe now for a thought-provoking journey that delves into the heart of what makes some jobs deadly. It's OK, Terrific! – where we fearlessly tackle the tough questions with a healthy dose of wit and wisdom. Tune in and join the conversation!

      1 hr 37 min
    8. OK, Terrific! Podcast Episode: Marty McFly 2.0 – Time Travel Shenanigans in 2023 to 1993 to 1985

      Great Scott! Get ready for a wild ride as OK, Terrific! takes on the ultimate time-travel thought experiment: What if Marty McFly jumped into the DeLorean today instead of 1985? In this episode, our hosts embark on a journey through the decades, exploring the hilarious and mind-bending consequences of Marty's adventures in the modern era.

      From the evolution of technology to the changes in pop culture, we dissect the potential pitfalls and uproarious encounters Marty would face in 1993. Will he navigate social media with finesse, or will the future shock him beyond belief? Join us as we speculate on the clash of the past and present, and the comical chaos that could ensue.

      1 hr 20 min

    About Two Dolts

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    A "dolt" is a term used to describe a person who is perceived as stupid, foolish, or lacking in good judgment. It is a somewhat informal and pejorative word, often used to criticize someone's…

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