Two Dolts

We discuss the upcoming Buffalo Bills Game vs the Rams, and the queen being dead. If you want to know how little average American idiots know about British culture, this is your jam jam. 

What do you do when you're in the woods surrounded by strangers....well, do a podcast! 

We talk tattoos, working out (bro stuff), and did a certain thing go into London at one time or another.....and other things. 

We discuss actual weekly news! We came out with a bang....then ran out of topics....and then just talked about dumb shit. London also drops in for a few minutes. 

When we were thinking about names for the podcast, it seemed like the only ones we thought of were really stupid...hence calling ourselves "dolts" which literally means "stupid person". 

A while back Chris sent Darrell a magical box from Amazon, and in it was a white suit, and a black and white panda hat with paws that you can use for mittens. They wore them out and took years off of their lives drinking in them...it was that night that "trashed pandas" was born. Now, we're not going to change the name, but every now and then...the pandas come out. 

We did a couple live shows at a sports bar. Unlike our lives, relationships, and life in general - it went decently. 

I could lie and say we talked about how Elvis died taking a sideways shit, but I can't remember much of this. I do know that just to indulge her older brother, Sarah sang songs. She was great as always. 

We learn what male extremities are called in other languages! We talk about types of women at the fair, and we also coin a phrase for when your pants go up your butt (Donkey-Tail). 

Would you rather dump or be dumped? Darrell is a dumper, and Chris (is a sissy walking rom-com) wants to be dumped so he can walk in the rain like it's some sort of Cusack movie. 

We check out a few things:

First we talk about things that are good or bad now VS the past

Then we get in to the nitty gritty of what searches are most prevalent on Google and on porn sites. Rejoice!