Two Dolts

A lot of people would think that doing a podcast minutes after putting your family pet for over 16 years down would be a bad idea - I used this as therapy. We both cried a little, and it was tough.

Chris loses power and we have a brief call in and then he hot spotted his phone and was way too close to the camera with his fat cheeks.

Jarian is back for a quick podcast and we talk about relationships, God, and Jarian pees way too much during the podcast.

On this episode of the Two Dolts Podcast, we dive into the wild world of Casey Kasem’s infamous outtakes and Bill O’Reilly’s legendary meltdowns. We also explore Hemingway’s tragic end and the complex, sometimes romanticized idea of choosing to go out on your own terms. Raw, real, and unfiltered—just how you like it.#TwoDoltsPodcast #CaseyKasem #BillOReilly #Hemingway #MentalHealth #PodcastLife #UnfilteredTalk #RealConversations #DarkHumor #Storytelling #PodcastCommunity

On the latest Two Dolts Podcast, we dive headfirst into the world of 80’s dating videos. It’s our third episode of 2026—and honestly, it might be our best yet. At the very least, we cracked ourselves up so much that Darrell had to puke into a bucket from laughing too hard. Tune in for nostalgia, absurdity, and a whole lot of laughs.

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Sometimes you're throwing a house party and people say "hey lets do a podcast" Its always both a great and really bad idea. We dive into the songwriting process and a bunch of other topics.

Welcome to “Two Dolts,” the comedy podcast where no idea is too outrageous and no topic is off-limits. In this episode, our two lovable idiots dive headfirst into the wild hypothetical of buying and repurposing Epstein’s infamous island. From turning it into a Hooters, to brainstorming the world’s weirdest casino retreat, nothing is sacred and everything is up for laughs. Expect hot takes, questionable business plans, and a whole lot of absurdity as the guys riff on what it would really take to turn a notorious location into the next big tourist trap.#TwoDoltsPodcast
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Chris talks about his hellish drive through a blizzard

Darrell slowly turns into a puddle

Darrell showed up to the show absolutely hammered