Two Drink Minimum Commentaries

The Two Drink crew takes to the high seas fighting lots of great creatures and our temptation for Caroline Munro in the Harryhausen jam.  All with special guest Lee Russell.

Happy birthday to out patriarch, Newty. We celebrate by watching the very long in parts director’s cut of the military driven comedy powerhouse known as Stripes starring Bill, Murray, Harold Ramis, Warren Oates and whole lot more!

Happy Shunt-O-Ween from the Two Drink crew,  I say this because we are covering the very gooey Society from the king of slop, Mr. Brian Yuzna. When upper crust teen Billy starts to notice a lot of strange things going on, he questions his family and how far a human body can contort.  We learn what taking a pound of flesh really means with this bonkers third act.  Gary Hill, Suzanne Capelletti and special guest Kyle Poling of Bloodbaths and Boomsticks Podcast are your panelists. No need for KY.  We’re self lubricated!

Join Suzanne, Gary and special guest Donnie Rings of The Horror Mafia Podcast as we dissect virgins, robots and all those layers that Barbara Crampton is wearing in Jim Wynoski’s killer mall movie Chopping Mall!

It’s spring break in Panama City and the girls are almost as hot as the body count.  When the weather heats up, so do the tourists when they are terrorized by a mysterious biker whose whip has shocking results for those who interact with it.  Starring genre legend John Saxon and written and directed by Italian auteur Umberto Lenzi.

The Two Drink Crew celebrate 30 years of the friendship of one private investigator and his annoying and lucky in love Rabbit where they aim to clear the rabbit’s name and stop one mean judge and his band of weasels from killing all of Toon Town.

The Two Drink Crew take to the streets, the subway and even the far east on this one.  When an ancient curse befalls a major city, it’s up to our hero to do some terrible karate, fight rival gangs and stop one funky subterranean ghost in Devil’s Express.  Wait till the end for Suzanne’s first big podcasting moment.

The 2 Drink crew rides again with a really awkward sort of slasher.  You excited about the reaper on the cover? We were too but he never makes an appearance. This is typical slasher fare that also includes boobs galore, gay and bi-curious friends, hillbillies, grinding and most importantly, barnyard innuendo!  This one gets strange ya’ll!

The 2 Drink crew celebrate Suzanne’s birthday with some thing so absurd, disturbing, stupid and damn entertaining.  We watch the shot of video gorefest The Burning Moon. It’s a wild film. Seek it out!

The 2 drink crew is back with a new episode and this time things are gonna get angry. When a presumed dead lab baboon is let loose on some unsuspecting nerds playing some fake d and d game inside of their lab facility, they are dispatched by the titular ape in gruesome ways. The only weakness to this angry beast is unfortunately and hilariously doors. You know when we do a movie that involves a monkey that it’s always a good time.