Let's face it, our main problem in society is we aren't reading enough manuals.

So after finding out that "Poop Dates" are something on Tinder. We found out that "Dead Body" dating is far too common on the Central Coast. The worst things that can happen on a date include getting barfed on at the circus.

Bret and Nancy hurt each other's feelings. What's funny is the winner did it just to be mean. You don't want to miss this #HeckleOff #Podcast.

Craig Carton had his home raided by the FBI while getting ready for work this morning. His crime was a Ponzi Scheme... If you had to pick one thing you were going to get busted for, would you pick Ponzi Scheme (Which carries significant prison time) or, busted for Soliciting a Prostitute (not much jail time, but probably do more damage to your family life)?

If there is one thing that you read today... #HappyNationalReadABookDay

We got our start working behind the scenes at Sports Radio in Seattle. We did some work for Mitch Levy on "Mitch in the Morning" way back in 1998.  Some news about him getting arrested broke over the weekend that really blew us away. Why do we all tend to take it personally when our idols fail us?

Are music festivals really about the "Music" anymore? Or, are they more of a place to be seen... or worse... Stir up trouble. In this conversation, we become the hypocrites that our 16-year-old selves swore we'd never become.

We had to start this Podcast in true Podcast Fashion... West Melbourne Police are trying to track down a serial burglar accused of three dozen thefts since July 1. Police put out a bulletin with security camera pictures, in the pictures, the man is seen taking a little girl's bike and riding away. THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH PROGRAM IN ALL OF AMERICA! Which led to a discussion about whether or not to call the cops on people who are just purely suspicious... and what you do if the court orders you to have your dogs vocal chords removed?

A New Study is Really disturbing if you want to have respect for your co-workers. Right?

OK. We have some crazy festivals here on the central coast... but nothing like what they have got going on in Serbia.