Two Drunk Dads

By Jeff Kingman

Two dads (Jeff and Matt) who are 44 and WISH we were drunk all the time. Truth is we are drunk about 20% of the time... So, 1 in 5 of these should be pretty good. (Am I right?) We talk about the chall... more

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July 25, 2017 Podcast 7-25 You must be high on some cheap stuff if your going to take a baby to a Garth Brooks Concert

0:00 to 9:53 You know what would make the Fair… Even MORE "fair"… Wrastlin’

9:53 to 15:37 When you take that trip down the trash chute to retrieve the phone, at what point do you rethink that decision?

15:37 to 27:07 Let’s face it lack of Drive-Thru’s do make for a healthier community

27:07 to 32:25 What is more entertaining? Music or Wrastlin’

32:25 to 55:20 With Cannabis becoming more mainstream does that mean we get better quality for less $$$ Hell, in Maine they are giving it away for good deeds.

55:20 tp 66:21 What would be your price to be surveilled constantly… wait, you already are.

66:21 to 70:46 Some alternative suggestions for entertainment options at the California Mid-State Fair include clowns and dildo’s

70:46 to 78:47 Garth Brooks is the Concert of the century for Paso Robles… But does that mean people should be taking their babies?

78:47 to 86:49 Usher is spreading Herpes, and Microsoft says goodbye to one of it’s most beloved features on it’s operating system.

86:49 to 91:24 If taking a baby to a concert, make sure to have Duct Tape.
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1h 32min
July 24, 2017 7/24 Podcast - Sean Spicer and Michael Oher need to learn how to #ProperlyChill

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0:00 to 6:47 Kid Rock comes to the fair AGAIN!

6:47 to 12:26 What is it about old dudes and Lemonade Stands

12:26 to 17:14 If you can’t smoke at the fair… why do they sell cigarettes

17:14 to 21:07 losing to a CGI Shark is better than getting eaten by a real one.

21:07 to 25:34 Clubbing into your 70’s? Must be listening to KZOZ.

25:34 to 35:26 Say what you want… but you know Stephen Colbert is going to miss the hell out of Sean Spicer.

35:26 to 42:22 Sometimes you just got to take out your frustrations on on those utility workers.

42:22 to 45:43 Pretty Sure Sean Spicer needs to learn how to #ProperlyChill

45:43 to 58:50 If your first line of defense is to bite somebody in the back then you have suffered way too many hits to the head.

58:50 to 72:42 Imagine… Another World… Where SLO had Drive Thru’s
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1h 13min
July 20, 2017 Podcast 7/20 - OJ speculation runs wild prior to him almost messing it up. Doug Groshart gives us some behind the scenes about being a Jeopardy Contestant, and be wary of Public Domain Condiments.

0:00 to 5:50 Mericuh will be on display in Paso Robles the next 10 days.
5:50 to 10:49 Adele's agent must really like Basketball Shoes.
10:49 to 16:41 Lovelock seems like a GREAT and affordable place to Honeymoon.
16:41 to 19:05 It's good that John McCain don't have to get Obama Care
19:05 to 31:20 Never Trust public domain condiments!
31:20 to 48:10 Jeff Stuhlberg's tips for the fair are something you should pay attention to the way a son listens to his dad before he goes off to college.
48:10 to 50:30 Always #ProperlyChill with a free burger on your birthday.
50:30 to 65:42 Doug Groshart from the JD Project is going to be on Jeopardy tonight. He gave us some inight about the process.
65:42 to 70:07 If you are betting on OJ's Parole, you have a problem. If you are betting on the WNBA, you are a genius.
70:07 to 76:21 Disneylands wait times... and prices are on the rise. Is there a better option?
76:21 to 80:46 It's looking more and More like the Kid Rock senate run is a farce.
80:46 to 85:00 You haven't had mass produced Fish and Chips until you've had Skippers!
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1h 26min
July 19, 2017 Podcast 7/19 - We love the 90’s… Mainly for the lack of Text Messaging.

0:00 to 8:33 Lionel Richie's son in law was a bit creepy and rapey in the early 2000's
8:33 to 16:27 who ever developed the technology that lets people know when the other party has read the text message is the devil.
16:27 to 29:09 If you were going to make the MB20 and Counting Crows show even MORE 90's who would you add to the mix?
29:09 to 43:46 Who would be a suitable enough sponsor for the Field at Dodger Stadium?
43:46 to 51:10 If you are having issues with the #KZOZAllSummerLong contest YOU MUST GIVE THIS A LISTEN!
51:10 to 56:13 Millenials aren't lazy... Now go get yourself an extra job you lazy lima bean!
56:13 to 63:40 $200 Crocs or $495 Big Baller Shoes, which is more of a rip-off, Conor McGregor gets knocked out by sparring partner, and Happy Hot Dog Day.
63:40 to 73:10 John Secada is NO Toad the Wet Sprocket, and they are NO Katy Perry.
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1h 14min
July 18, 2017 Podcast 7/18 - Reunited after a month and both former and current NFL players are still acting badly. Ron Capps IS an athlete, And how is R. Kelly walking the streets a free man?

0:00 to 9:42 If you can't take your beer up into your hotel room at the resort. Just take it to the beach.
9:42 to 23:15 Home Depot is good for hiring veterans unless they try to apprehend thieves
23:15 to 28:06 San Luis Obispo and Santa Barbara will soon see their young populations decline if something doesn't change in the housing market.
28:06 to 34:00 The real intrigue in OJ Simpson is what happens after the parole.
34:00 to 37:31 Thank God for the internet and People's love of Kid Rock.
37:31 to 50:30 Ezekial Elliott's propensity to punch dudes in the nose has really forced Jeff's Fantasy Football Draft hand, but it hasn't improved his speech at all.
50:30 to 52:52 #ProperlyChill and incriminate yourself are not the same thing.
52:52 to 63:54 Ron Capps is not letting his record setting NHRA season get in the way of his concert going schedule.
63:54 to 68:44 Well it looks like our leaving impressions of Kermit the Frog will be that of a disgruntled employee.
68:44 to 79:58 This might not come as a huge surprise but R. Kelly is the biggest Creep on the planet... and quite possibly a human trafficker.
79:58 to 84:59 Firesuit is the sure "fire" way to lose weight.

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1h 26min
July 18, 2017 @RonCapps28 is continuing to kick ass on the strip… but does he consider himself a great athlete?
We talked with Ron about concert going at the California Mid State Fair, His domination in the NHRA this year, and whether or not he considers himself an athlete.
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12min
July 17, 2017 We’re BAAAAACK podcast 7/17 #Narci’s are perhaps the greatest vehicle of Darwinism, Society continues to reward abhorrent behavior, and Kid Rock running for Senate might be the best news of the day.

0:00 to 27:53 Jeff's Family almost incriminated themselves via the Narci and ended up like that chick in LA who knocked over an art exhibit.
27:53 to 33:09 Why is it the one thing that people like to give you advice on your parenting is always how much sunscreen you are putting on your kids?
33:09 to 61:08 The Greatest Artifact in the history of Rock and Roll is up for sale again, and the way to #properlychill on the golf course is with either 6 or 12.
61:08 to 73:00 Matt is Opening-ish for Kid Rock.
73:00 to 83:47 OJ Simpson equals ratings... even for the Worldwide leader.
83:48 to 89:50 Matt updates us on the Uuni Pizza oven, and how it makes him a Campsite Hero.
89:50 to 96:30 Kid Rock is running for Senate... We think. #FakeNews
96:30 to 102:00 When bragging about your gun on-air, always make sure you obtained it legally.
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1h 43min
June 29, 2017 Tim Tebow has the Tattoo guns on the Central Coast firing up… Is a pets death a valid reason to call in sick? And crows are not to be messed with up north.

0:00 to 7:13 Jeff seems like he is looking forward to spending time in the car with his family today.
7:13 to 15:05 Vancouver Crow terrorizes neighborhood and stops mail service for two months.
15:05 to 22:00 Jeff is bustin' Jeremy's Balls about the time share.
22:00 to 26:26 If she has a piercing (here) she must be kinky.
26:26 to 47:27 If the Pet is sick or dies, is that good reason to call in sick?
47:27 to 61:44 If your estranged son dies, and you bury them, but then you realize that it's not him... how much you deserve?
61:44 to 67:46 The Poll question changes, from sick to dying...because hey, if it bleeds it leads.
67:46 to 73:32 Everytime Tim Tebow hits a Home Run, the Tattoo guns of the Central Coast fire up.
73:32 to 81:45 TSA is stealing your money... on top of wrinkling your clothes!
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1h 22min
June 29, 2017 Matt Brewer brought his Mac and Cheese halfway across the United States… and it was YUMMY!
Matt blew us away with his No Country for Old Mac.
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14min
June 28, 2017 Podcast 6/28/17 - Roadkill is now something that will be encouraged to eat in some parts of the country, big reunion taking place in A-Town this Saturday, and there are some unwritten rules of boating

6/28

0:00 to 9:27 Jeremy is not as impressed by Garth Brooks as the rest of the Central Coast is.

9:27 to 28:52 Roadkill could get you shot at… or provide you with good eats.

28:52 to 35:32 What is the appropriate amount of money to spend on a good pair of Sunglasses?

35:32 to 43:08 Jeremy accuses Jeff of breaking his equipment while he was on vacation.

43:08 to 44:45 Beer on the Central Coast is always better than beer in Mexico

44:45 to 55:37 Axia, Siko and Critiqnue are getting back together for just one night! Check out Tent City on Saturday.

55:37 to 64:39 Phil Jackson gets canned-ish. How would we share Phil Jackson Money… If we had Phil Jackson Money

64:39 to 77:49 Everybody wants to ride in the Boat, but not all want to chip in.

77:49 to 85:20 Seth concurs that boating is expensive and the expense is something that should be shared.
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1h 26min

FAQs about Two Drunk Dads:

How many episodes does Two Drunk Dads have?

The podcast currently has 1,148 episodes available.