Two Drunk Girls Watch Horror

Join Melissa and Jules as the discuss this 2023 horror movie that asks what happens if you bring a possessed girl on your late night show? As always the review is filled with side quests, Jules's love for her boo, Melissa's questionable drink rating system, and some very real questions about Samara's feet from The Ring.

Welcome to part two of our Halloween double feature! Did Melissa get so lost in the sauce she thought she was reliving the Jersey Shore days? Will Jules actually become an urban legend when she grows up? Will they even review an episode? Enjoy this extra saucy episode and wrap up of John Carpenter's Suburban Screams.

In part one of our Halloween double feature Melissa and Jules jump right into the first three episodes of John Carpenter's 2023 show Suburban Screams. Get ready for some shots, doubt, confusion, Reddit rabbit holes, and an all around 'hot in the crotch' kind of night!

Melissa and Jules jump into a long discussion about this 2022 French horror film that asks what would happen if people were fully trapped and cutoff in their apartment complex. Join us for some sauce, prison theory, factions, cockroaches, and a lot of claustrophobia.

Join Jules and Melissa for an extra long, extra side quest filled episode of TDGWH! The confusion in the episode is real, how long will they stay lost? Is it the sauce or this movie? Will they review the movie or just BS for hours?

Enjoy this unedited episode for a full look at how neither of them should be allowed to be recorded, and how much we really should remove before uploading an episode!

Melissa and Jules have big talks on this episode of TDGWH. Melissa loves Nic Cage, Jules has some time lost in sauce, the two drink rating minimum argument visits once again. What do they think about this 2019 film? How many side quests do they take? Will Melissa convince Jules to drink Tequila? Find out!

Welcome to episode one of season three, Melissa and Jules spend some time lost in the sauce while discussing this 2018 Indonesian horror film. Enjoy the side quests about R&B stars, Melissa's love for Nic Cage, and fear of Samara. Jules being convinced she is 100% correct, and an all around fun time.

Join us for another episode of side quests! Talk about consent, possibly eating people, Melissa's love for a certain actor, and much more in this episode.

Join Melissa and Jules as they discuss this independent pandemic movie, on a longer than normal episode the Ying Yang Twins, swimming pools, eating people, and Mandy are all part of the side quests.

On this episode we learn about Melissa's knowledge of small town's in Mississippi, Jules falls in love, and some disagreements are had about bunny teeth.