Melissa and Jules have some very unsober thoughts on this 2022 exorcism movie. Big thoughts, big feelings, big drinks, and big hair issues are all discussed. Join along for ride, and see if they can stay awake while drinking hard alcohol.

Jules and Melissa start off on a wild ride while reviewing this urban legend, turned creepy pasta, turned movie.

Does one drink too much and have to tap out? How many times will they bring up the logistics of the game? Will Melissa convince Jules to play it?

Find out!

Melissa and Jules have some thoughts on this dystopian or dinotopian movie, take a drunken ride with us into the world of Vesper, drones, kids, plants, hoopskirt wearing women and all!

Melissa and Jules do their best to have a serious Q&A with each other about their horror love and roots. Do you think they made any headway into the actual questions, did Jules edit out what she said she would?

Listen and find out!

Big talks about sloths, sororities, agreeing on movies, and possibly how we really feel. Join us to talk about Slotherhouse!

Chats of 80's movie tropes, horror tropes, the logistics of time travel, and safety of carnival rides are all topics of discussions on this episode.

Can Melissa and Jules get anywhere with out a tangent or a side quest?

Melissa and Jules try to explain what the podcast is all about.

On this episode we watch three shorts on Shudder. Warning, this is where Jules's mic broke, so the audio is a bit iffy. We learn that we are way too old,  we can't see without glasses, we never really know what we are talking about, and can't even figure out our own drink rating. Also you can hear about Melissa loving cats (this will be a recurring theme, she really loves them). 

All in all, we drank enough to have a hard time focusing on this set of watch alongs. Hopefully you are more interested in us rambling about public pied pipers and skin faces than the actual shorts. 

Cheers! 

We tried to keep it short, we failed! Melissa doesn't know penis implants are a real thing, we discuss MENSA VS MESA. Jules is confident she can size anyone up with a quick guess, are you 5'10 or 6'6, she will know. No one knows what school Melissa went to, but they did some stuff, Jules was happy she was able to pick a movie.

All this and way more than you want in this episode. 

Well, we're back after the Thanksgiving weekend. We drank way too much to record this, we had some anger issues over the better birth year, desecrating Bruce Campbell's name, and even forgot that it's Malachai not Jebediah in Children of the Corn. We preserved though and made it through the review of the Nic Cage extravaganza that is Mandy. If you haven't seen it join us for our very drunk thoughts. If you have seen it, we're pretty sure you will agree with us!